Rex: why did you call us the dino squad
Fives: cause your name reminds me of dinosaurs
Rex: what dinosaur
Anakin: T REX
Rex: how do I remind you guys of a T. rex
Fives: you're scary
Ahsoka: is there something you're trying to say fives
Fives: ...no
Rex: well I'm sorry if I scare you guys, I try to be a good leader
Jesse: he doesn't mean you're scary to us. You just look really scary on the battlefield with your blaster
Echo: imagine a T. rex charging through a field with a couple of blasters. That's how we see you
Rex: ...
Rex: I see
Rex: I think hardcase fits that description better
Anakin: did you hear that, hardcase?
Echo: probably not
Jesse: I think he's deaf in one ear
Fives: this morning, hardcase was looking around for his blaster while he was holding it
Hardcase: I put my underwear on backwards
Ahsoka: guys leave him alone. He's just a little tired today
Obi wan: we did have a difficult mission yesterday
Rex: I'm pretty sure it's because he spent all night playing call of duty
Hardcase: how did you know?!
Rex: I know everything about my battalion
Fives: see what I mean? Scary
Jesse: hardcase, don't you think we have enough warfare in our lives?
Hardcase: it's good practice! COD has all the best parts about fighting. And there's no trauma
Jesse: good point, but can't you practice at the shooting range?
Hardcase: you have no idea how many clones are online in the middle of the night
Rex: yeah? Like who?
Hardcase: waxer. He's pretty fun to play with
Hardcase: oops
Fives: are you scared hardcase?
Hardcase: maybe

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