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Obi wan:  I appreciate the party guys, but are the hats necessary

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Obi wan: I appreciate the party guys, but are the hats necessary

Anakin: yes

*anakin blows kazoo in obi wans face*

*obi wan slaps it out his hand*

Ahsoka: I never thought I'd see the day the entire Jedi council wore party hats. I'm gonna take a ton of pictures

Rex: remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

Anakin: yeah but obi wan is of legal age, so he's all set!

Obi wan: I have been of age for quite a while Anakin

Aayla: holy crap, yoda is killing it in the bouncy house

Plo: that's a lot of backflips

Fisto: uh oh, he accidentally ignited his lightsaber

Luminara: well there goes the bouncy house

Mundi: crap, I'm paying for the rental

*loud air horn noises*

*door rips open*

Anakin: here comes the 212th

Cody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENERAL

Obi wan: Aw thanks Cody

Waxer: we bring presents!!

Cody: here you go

Obi wan: it's a... it's a fanny pack

Obi wan: thanks guys

Cody: I knew he'd like it!!

Obi wan: I appreciate it, but what's it for?

Cody: oh you know how you're dropping your lightsaber all the time and then I have to pick it up. I figured I'd get you a fanny pack so you can keep that thing safe

Anakin: hmm. Smells like irresponsibility

Rex: how do you guys even clip your lightsabers to your belts? Is there like an invisible connecter?

Fives: I think they use the force

Rex: perhaps

Vos:  where's my boy obi wan

Obi wan:  hide me

Cody:  sure thing, general

Vos:  where's the birthday boy?  I've got presents!

Oddball: heyy. He copied us

Boil:  his gift can't top ours

Boil:  can it?

Cody:  of course not

Cody:  what do you want, vos?

Vos:  I just want to give obi wan his birthday gift

Cody:  what is it?

Vos:  I've got a truckload of robes for him.  I heard he ran out

Cody:  oh shit that's good

Cody:  uhhh, there's no obi wan here.  Sorry my guy

Obi wan:  did I hear robes?

Vos:  yessssir.  And a Starbucks gift card

Obi wan:  thanks Quinlan!

Vos:  so we're on a first name basis now?

Obi wan:  don't get too excited, buddy

*obi wan opens a box of robes*

Obi wan:  hold on

Obi wan:  these robes have your face on them

Vos:  pretty neat, isn't it? ;)

Vos:  you can thank Ahsoka for giving me the tip

Obi wan:  Ahsoka?!!

Ahsoka:  all I told him was the place where they make custom robes.  I didn't tell him to print his face on it

Obi wan:  well these are useless

Obi wan:  but I'll take the starbucks gift card

Vos:  oh well, it was worth a shot

Cody:  you hear that boys?  We still have the best present

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