Obi wan: I appreciate the party guys, but are the hats necessary
Anakin: yes
*anakin blows kazoo in obi wans face*
*obi wan slaps it out his hand*
Ahsoka: I never thought I'd see the day the entire Jedi council wore party hats. I'm gonna take a ton of pictures
Rex: remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Anakin: yeah but obi wan is of legal age, so he's all set!
Obi wan: I have been of age for quite a while Anakin
Aayla: holy crap, yoda is killing it in the bouncy house
Plo: that's a lot of backflips
Fisto: uh oh, he accidentally ignited his lightsaber
Luminara: well there goes the bouncy house
Mundi: crap, I'm paying for the rental
*loud air horn noises*
*door rips open*
Anakin: here comes the 212th
Cody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENERAL
Obi wan: Aw thanks Cody
Waxer: we bring presents!!
Cody: here you go
Obi wan: it's a... it's a fanny pack
Obi wan: thanks guys
Cody: I knew he'd like it!!
Obi wan: I appreciate it, but what's it for?
Cody: oh you know how you're dropping your lightsaber all the time and then I have to pick it up. I figured I'd get you a fanny pack so you can keep that thing safe
Anakin: hmm. Smells like irresponsibility
Rex: how do you guys even clip your lightsabers to your belts? Is there like an invisible connecter?
Fives: I think they use the force
Rex: perhaps
Vos: where's my boy obi wan
Obi wan: hide me
Cody: sure thing, general
Vos: where's the birthday boy? I've got presents!
Oddball: heyy. He copied us
Boil: his gift can't top ours
Boil: can it?
Cody: of course not
Cody: what do you want, vos?
Vos: I just want to give obi wan his birthday gift
Cody: what is it?
Vos: I've got a truckload of robes for him. I heard he ran out
Cody: oh shit that's good
Cody: uhhh, there's no obi wan here. Sorry my guy
Obi wan: did I hear robes?
Vos: yessssir. And a Starbucks gift card
Obi wan: thanks Quinlan!
Vos: so we're on a first name basis now?
Obi wan: don't get too excited, buddy
*obi wan opens a box of robes*
Obi wan: hold on
Obi wan: these robes have your face on them
Vos: pretty neat, isn't it? ;)
Vos: you can thank Ahsoka for giving me the tip
Obi wan: Ahsoka?!!
Ahsoka: all I told him was the place where they make custom robes. I didn't tell him to print his face on it
Obi wan: well these are useless
Obi wan: but I'll take the starbucks gift card
Vos: oh well, it was worth a shot
Cody: you hear that boys? We still have the best present
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