Star Wars Texts

nicknames

Fives: sooo why are you called midnight?

Midnight: my full name is midnight run

Fives: oh! Like that badass Robert De Niro movie right? It's pretty cool

Midnight: no. It's because I make midnight runs to the refrigerator

Fives: ... oh

Fives: that's pretty cool

Midnight: it's really not. You don't have to lie

Fives: okay then

Echo: have you guys ever wondered about commander Cody's name? How did get that name?

Fives: I have no idea

Jesse: maybe Rex knows

Kix: but how did REX get his name

Fives: scary like a T Rex, duh

Kix: oh

Jesse: hey rex!

Rex: what's up, guys

Jesse: we were wondering if you knew how Cody got his name

Fives: I bet he's named after that penguin guy in the movie Surfs Up

Kix: that is so dumb. How would he even know how to surf?

Fives: by taking general Fisto's surfing classes, obviously

Kix: oh

Rex:  he's not named after a surfing penguin, I'll tell you that

Jesse:  then what?

Rex:  when were still cadets, he used to scream code red! Code red! All the time

Fives:  why?

Rex:  for the dumbest things.  If somebody dropped their lunch tray he would say code red!  Code red!

Rex:  it got annoying sometimes.  So we called him Cody

Kix:  this is some hot tea

Jesse:  be careful not to spill that tea.  Cody might come around screaming code red!

Kix:  HAHAHA

Cody:  hey.  What're you guys laughing about

Kix:  nothing

Fives:  Cody, is it true you used to scream code red whenever something mildly inconvenient happened?

Cody:  umm... yeah.  But that was a long time ago

Fives:  I see

Rex:  uh oh. It looks like someone's poisoned the water hole

*cody drops his cup of water*

Cody:  CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED