Anakin: somebody get me a crown! A throne! And a scepter! Because I am a king!!!
Mace: what happened?! Was the mission successful??
Anakin: I killed dooku!!
Obi wan: it would've been nice if we brought him in alive, but sith happen I guess
Anakin: I will be expecting a royal welcome when we get back!
Yoda: a great feat, you have accomplished
Anakin: I'm so awesome, I could be a master now!
Mace: Not. Yet.
Anakin: aww why not?
Mace: you're too young
Anakin: ugh you guys are so annoying. First, I was too old to be a padawan, but now I'm too young to be a master? This place is rigged
Obi wan: have patience, Anakin. You will become a master eventually
Anakin: hmm. Hey mace? What if I got you a cake. Like a really big cake
Mace: are you trying to bribe me, skywalker?
Anakin: get you a big purple cake
Mace: hmm. I could consider that
*two hours later*
Anakin: hey mace! I got that cake
Mace: ooh let me see
Mace: this is a Barbie cake
Anakin: it was the last cake they had left at the bakery. And they ran out of purple icing
Mace: well, it looks like you can't be a master
Anakin: AGGHHH
Mace: hold up. We have an incoming call from general grievous
Grievous: skywalker, you are going to pay for what you did to dooku!
Anakin: why would I pay for him? Then you guys are just going to go buy yourselves a new Sith Lord
Grievous: you fool! You will pay!
Anakin: fine. do you guys take cash or card? The Jedi are running a little low on the credits these days
Grievous: shut up! I'm gonna kill you!
Anakin: yeah? So could any other person
Anakin: so could a wampa
Anakin: or a dedicated Jawa
Anakin: you're not special grievous
Grievous: I am special. Sidious loves me
Mace: he does?
Anakin: well he's probably going to be mad at you since count doodoo just got SLICED
Mace: slicey dicey. That's how I like it
Anakin: hell yeah!
Mace: you're next grievous!
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