Star Wars Texts

flirting 102

Qi'ra:  umm..  do you know that guy?

Boba:  oh you mean that guy with the vest who is wearing a mask and waving at me like a crazy person

Qi'ra:  yeah that guy

Boba:  I've never met that man in my life

Qi'ra:  well he's coming over here now

Han:  hey boba!  My main man!  I need your help with something

Boba:  what are you doing

Han *whispering*:  I'm trying to save you

Boba:  no I think you're trying to cockblock me, but like the other way around

Qi'ra:  excuse me mister, but you're really disrupting my time here with boba

Han:  fine.  If you don't come with me, I'm taking your jet pack

Boba:  you'd lose your hands before you touched them

Qi'ra:  oooh.  I didn't know you were so tough

Boba:  I mean, I am the best bounty hunter in the galaxy

Han:  yeah sooo tough.  Boba's a real ladies man *rolls eyes*

Boba:  why are you even wearing that mask?  I know it's you han

Han:  ...

Qi'ra:  ...

Boba:  why are you guys so quiet

Qi'ra:  did you mean Han as in Han Solo?

Boba:  yeah?  What's the big deal?  Did he kill your grandma or something?

Qi'ra:  let's just say we have an awkward past

Han:  I think it's a bit more than an awkward past, sweetheart.  You left me to die.  You betrayed me!

Qi'ra:  well... business is business.  I couldn't just give up what I had

Han:  whatever.  I'm over it.  I'm dating leia now

Boba:  still don't know how you got her

Qi'ra:  you have a girlfriend?  I thought you would've had a child with that wookie by now

Han:  that's not even possible

Qi'ra:  well there's always a chance that-

Han:  never tell me the odds!

Qi'ra:  someone's cranky.  Did someone paint your ship green or something?

Han:  listen here you little-

Boba:  time to go

Boba:  it's been a nice evening Qi'ra, but I think it's time for me to walk Han out and for us to never see each other again

Qi'ra:  I suppose so

*two minutes later*

Boba:  whew that was close

Han:  your lucky I saved you from that!

Boba:  yeah.  Thanks for having my back, man

Han:  anytime buddy

I stalled enough on this one.  Honestly, I didn't really know how to continue it lol. 
Also... not only is Ahsoka going to be in Mandalorian, but so is Boba Fett?!!  I can't wait!!