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Ahsoka: alrighty guys, I'm running out of madlibs stories so I had to snatch this one out of a kid's hands I saw at the book store
Anakin: thanks snips, I'm definitely in the mood for a game right now. I just experienced something really weird
Obi wan: is that supposed to surprise me?
Anakin: yes!
Rex: well, what happened?
Anakin: I was just walking around minding my own business and this guy with a white beard popped up in front of me! He told me that he was going to make my life verrry interesting. Then he did an evil laugh and disappeared
Echo: did he like, actually disappear into thin air?
Anakin: yeah! It was really creepy
Cody: what was his name? Maybe we can track him down
Anakin: I don't know! You think I even got a chance to ask him???
Cody: ... yes?
Anakin: you're right. His name was George
Fives: that was really anticlimactic
Anakin: George lucas to be precise
Anakin: anyways, I looked him up, couldn't find anything
Obi wan: perhaps the archives are incomplete
Ahsoka: good for you, master. Now who wants to play madlibs?!!!
Everyone: YEAAHH
Ahsoka: alright I need an adjective
Boil: swishy
Ahsoka: thank you, boil for just telling me the word and not going into an entire backstory of why you chose the word
Boil: it all started when-
Ahsoka: I NEED A PLURAL NOUN
Fives: do feet!
Fives: did you guys know that chickens have feet?
Echo: ...
Echo: yeah
Jesse: one time I was walking in a neighborhood and I heard a bunch of chicken noises! Like what the heck!
Waxer: what's weird about that?
Jesse: I honestly wasn't sure if the people in the house were raising chickens or watching a really intense chicken documentary
Jesse: who has chickens for pets?!
Obi wan: some people keep them for eggs, waxer
Wolffe: oh, I thought it was for eating the chickens
Cody: remind me to never bring Wolffe on a farm
Ahsoka: okay I need a noun
Fives: spleen
Fives: did you guys know that a spleen is a part of your body?
Echo: oh my force, fives, what's next? Are you gonna ask us if we knew we have brains?!!
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