Star Wars Texts

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Anakin:  hey gorgeous.  Can't wait to see you tonight ;)

Obi wan:  it's nice to know that you finally acknowledge your master's good looks, but I didn't know you had a training session in mind for tonight

Anakin:  ...

Anakin:  that text wasn't meant for you!

Obi wan:  oh really

Obi wan:  I had no idea

Anakin:  grrrrr.  Just leave me alone obi wan

Obi wan:  why?  So you can go on your date with padme?

Anakin:  yeah

Obi wan:  your lucky you didn't send that text to mace

Anakin:  he would've decapitated me

Obi wan:  I won't tell him on one condition

Anakin:  oh no

Anakin:  are you blackmailing me?

Obi wan:  yes

Anakin:  fine, what do you want

Obi wan:  I need a new batch of robes

Anakin:  ughhhhhh

Anakin:  why does MY master have to be the one who throws his robes on the floor before every fight

Obi wan:  I wouldn't complain too much if I were you, Anakin

Obi wan:  I have mace on speed dial

Anakin:  oh my lord

Obi wan:  he handles Jedi who break the code

Obi wan:  he's the simp buster

Ahsoka:  who you gonna call?

Ahsoka and obi wan:  SIMPBUSTERS

Anakin:  one day you'll find love, Ahsoka and then you'll understand

Ahsoka:  ew no

Anakin:  oh come on.  I know you like that lux boy

Ahsoka:  Anakin please, it was just a simple crush

Ahsoka:  besides, I don't even like him anymore

Anakin:  okay good, you could do much better than that kid anyways

Ahsoka:  I don't want to deal with politicians

Obi wan:  well said, Ahsoka

Anakin:  but you dated satine!

Ahsoka:  why do you guys all like these politicians so much?

Ahsoka:  is it a kink or something?

Anakin:  omg guys I got a text from mace

Anakin:  it says "he's too dangerous too be left alive"

Anakin:  ???

Mace:  sorry, wrong number

Obi wan:  mace?  Who is too dangerous to be left alive?!

Mace:  oh hey obi wan, I was just telling Kit that his new pet piranha is a hazard to the Jedi temple

Ahsoka:  but it's a fish

Mace:  yeah but he almost bit my hand off

Anakin:  that would be pretty funny to see

Ahsoka:  you said it master

Anakin:  you hear that?

Anakin:  I'm a Jedi master

Mace:  not

Mace:  yet