Some parts of this chapter is based off the video I put up top. It's so hilarious. Give it a watch if you want.
Cody: heck yeah, it's day of the dead
Rex: I can see that hunter is really getting in the spirit of day of the dead
Hunter: huh? What're you talking about
Rex: your sugar skull tattoo really shows your enthusiasm
Hunter: it's not a sugar skull!
Tech: eh, hunter, it's a tradition to wear make up or face paint to make your face resemble a sugar skull
Wrecker: and I've also heard about FLOWERS! Lots and lots of flowersss
*wrecker throws a flower crown on hunter's head*
Hunter: wrecker stop it!
Crosshair: and you wouldn't be complete without a bunch of marigolds
*pushed hunter into a pile of marigolds*
Hunter: you guys are so annoying
Tech: I NEED a picture of this
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Cody: lol
Crosshair: I don't think the sarge has ever looked cuter
Rex: hunter's ready to kill you guys
Tech: We'll take our chances
Fives: guys check out this bread. It's so delicious
Echo: it's not just bread. It's called Pan de muerto
Fives: whatever, it's DELISH
Cody: ...did boil make it?
Echo: yeah, but it's actually pretty good
Hardcase: ooh I want one!
Boil: then come over here and get your gluten free pan!
Hardcase: gluten??? Take that stuff out
Boil: I said it's gluten FREE
Hardcase: I don't CARE if it's FREE. Now get rid of that stuff
Boil: I can't take stuff out of the bread, you dumbass. Where are you from? The stupid system??
Hardcase: Well guess what? We're from the same system
*they fight*
Wolffe: are you guys going to do anything about that
Cody: nah
Rex: nope
Wolffe: then I guess I will
*Wolffe goes up to boils bread stand*
Wolffe: alright I'm the manager, now I need to you two to shut up about the bread
Boil: you're not my manager. I'm my OWN manager. Now get out of my bread store
Hardcase *in shock*: did you just-
Wolffe: fine, if that's how you're going to be, don't mind if I eat all of your bread
*Wolffe eats all the bread to assert his dominance*
Comet: did you guys just see that
Sinker: ...
Boost: yup
Warthog: well. At least he's getting his carbs
Kix: that's too many carbs...
Cody: damn I actually wanted to eat one of those
Boil: so now you finally want to eat something I made. When some annoying commander comes and eats it all
Waxer: the annoying commander can hear you, boil
Wolffe: say that again and I'll rip off your mustache
Cody: boil, if you call Wolffe annoying again, I'll make you an arc trooper
Boil: deal
Boil: WOLFFES ANNOYING
Wolffe: you asked for it, buddy
*rips off his mustache somehow*
Boil: AHHHHHHHH
Boil: worth it
Boil: so Cody, I'm an arc trooper now, right?
Cody: yep
Cody: but I agreed to this cause I got tired of seeing your mustache
Waxer: lol
Boil: wow
Echo: I'm glad I didn't have to get a mustache ripped off to become and arc
*fives puts on his helmet and hides his goatee*
Wolffe: take your helmet off, fives
Fives: umm, but I like it in here
Rex: since when
Fives: since I saw Wolffe rip off boil's mustache
Comet: that's got to be a new power move for Wolffe
Boost: yeah I haven't seen that one before
Hardcase: how many power moves does he have??
Comet: a lot
Happy día de los muertos! I'm actually not all that familiar with this day. All I know about is based off of what I learned from three years of Spanish classes lmao. I think it's actually really cute though. Hope you guys liked this!!
