Star Wars Texts

beach day

The fact that there's sixty something chapters and I haven't written a beach one yet 😂😂.  Hope you guys laugh <33

Obi wan:  alright guys, get your swim suits cause we're going to the beach

Anakin:  W H A T

Plo:  obi wan... you know that Anakin has a problem with... you know...

Anakin:  say it to my face.  SAY IT

Plo:  ...sand

Anakin:  GAH

Ahsoka:  lol

Plo:  anyways, obi wan, you should know better

Obi wand:  yeahhh but a whole bunch of sunscreen appeared at my doorstep and I don't want to waste it.  So we're going to the beach

Anakin:  ugh I hate you

Rex:  but sir, hate leads to suffering-

Anakin:  don't lecture me, obi wan

Rex:  ...

Anakin:  I mean, Rex

Anakin:  sorry, force of habit

Obi wan:  so, you're not coming to the beach?

Anakin:  I'd rather lose my other arm

Obi wan:  okay, I can call up dooku-

Anakin:  NO!

Anakin:  I'm not going!

Ahsoka:  psst, obi wan

Obi wan:  yes ahsoka?

Ahsoka:  I know how we can get Anakin to go to the beach

Obi wan:  oh, do tell

Ahsoka:  so I got this serum that makes you super compliant and really excited about the beach

Obi wan:  that's... oddly specific.  Where in the galaxy did you get that?

Ahsoka:  hondo

Obi wan:  of course

Ahsoka:  well?

Obi wan:  I guess it's worth a shot

Obi wan:  Anakin, come here!  I've got your favorite apple juice!

Anakin:  ooo, gimme!

*anakin chugs the "apple" juice*

Plo:  sooo, Anakin.  How do you feel about going to the beach now?

Anakin:  sure, let's go

Obi wan:  damn, that serum works fast

Rex:  did we... did we just drug my general

Ahsoka:  nahhhh, more like, forcibly made him agreeable

Rex:  eh, I'll take it.  I'd like to relax at the beach anyways

Cody: it's funny that you think your boys are going to let you relax

Rex:  what, why wouldn't they?

Wolffe:  you'd think Rex would know his own men by now

Cody:  yeah, it's too bad

*in a bus on the way to the beach*

Anakin:  hey everyone!  I brought water guns so we can all have fun at the beach!

Ahsoka:  as happy as it makes me that Anakin is finally going to the beach, his excitement is creepy and unnatural