Anakin: guys, it's time i went back to my old hobby and started doing magic again. I'm gonna be a magician!
Obi wan: how hard can it be? You literally have the force, Anakin
Anakin: magic isn't as easy as it looks, obi wan. So shut your pie hole
Obi wan: I don't eat pie
Anakin: then shut your Starbucks hole
Obi wan: ...
Obi wan: you got me there
Anakin: ahsoka! Do you want to be part of my act?
Ahsoka: no thanks, I don't feel like embarrassing myself today
Anakin: this isn't embarrassing! It's COOL 😎
Ahsoka: I went through a magician phase too when I was little, but I'm over it now
Anakin: fine, I don't need you anyways. Not when I've got the entire 501st to help me!!!
Ahsoka: Rex, you agreed to be a part of Anakin's magic act?
Rex: more like, ordered
Obi wan: sounds about right
Anakin: I will start off with my first trick
Anakin: fives! Pick a card! Any card!
*fives reaches for a card*
Anakin: no, not that card!
*fives picks another card*
Anakin: now watch this casino level shuffling
*shuffles like a pro*
Anakin *pulls out a card*: is this your card, fives?
Fives: no
Anakin: Uhh, is this your card?
Five: nope
Anakin: is THIS your card???
Fives: my answer rhymes with pope
Anakin: ahh, this was a stupid deck anyways *throws down the cards*
Fives *whispering*: he actually got the card right the first time and I was messing with him
Echo: *snorts*
Hardcase: HAHA. FIVES WAS MESSING WITH THE GENERAL
Anakin: WHAT! Fives???
Fives: O_O
Anakin: how could you do this to me? *cries*
Fives: Uhh, whats the protocol for making your general cry?
Wolffe: build him a sandcastle
Fives: alrighty then
Rex: come on, General, don't cry. What about the other trick you wanted to do?
Anakin: oh yeah, the saw the clone in half trick. I was excited for that one!
Rex: yeah! Let's do that one
Anakin: okay rex, get on the table!
Rex: wait what
Anakin: you heard me! Now where's my lightsaber...
Rex: *laughs nervously* I'm in danger
Ahsoka: Uhh, Anakin, have you practiced this one before?
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