Anakin: they're doing a re-run at the theater for a movie called White Fang (this actually a really cute movie, you guys should watch it. It's on Disney plus!)
Plo: yeah I'm bringing my boys to see it
Wolfpack: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Fives: let me guess. It's about a wolf?
Comet: it's about a half dog, half wolf, to be precise
Wolffe: it's gonna be lit 😎
Rex: wow, you're in a good mood
Wolffe: of course I am!
Obi wan: ill have to get some tickets too for the 212th
Obi wan: CODY BRING MY GIANT PURSE SO I CAN HIDE SNACKS IN IT
Cody: bring your own purse!
Obi wan: fine then. I guess you can't come
Cody: ugh I'm bringing the purse
Cody: wait. Do you want the big one, or the REALLY big one
Obi wan: the REALLY big one obviously
Cody: this one?
Obi wan: yes that's the one!
Obi wan: maybe we can fit Wooley in there and we don't have to pay for his ticket
Cody: hmm, good thinking, General
*they arrive at the ticket booth*
Plo: hello, one adult ticket, and four kids tickets please
Worker: uhh, how old are those kids? The kids tickets only works for ages 12 and under
Plo: yes, these grown looking men are my children. And they are all actually 12 and under
Wolffe: but da- I mean General! I'm basically twenty-fo-
*plo covers wolffes face and smiles innocently*
Plo: come on children!
Wolffe: grrrrrr
Comet, Sinker, Boost: HAHAHAHAHA
Anakin: why are there so many of you?!!
*501st looking at Anakin with big eyes*
Ahsoka: how are we gonna get them all in
Anakin: yeah, obi wan stole my money and spent all of it for merch at Disneyland
Ahsoka: we could try mind control again
Anakin: YES
*everbody is inside*
Fives: look at this ad! HAHAHAHA
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