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Anakin:  they're doing a re-run at the theater for a movie called White Fang (this actually a really cute movie, you guys should watch it.  It's on Disney plus!)

Plo:  yeah I'm bringing my boys to see it

Wolfpack:  YEAAAAAAAHHHH

Fives:  let me guess.  It's about a wolf?

Comet:  it's about a half dog, half wolf, to be precise

Wolffe:  it's gonna be lit 😎

Rex:  wow, you're in a good mood

Wolffe:  of course I am!

Obi wan:  ill have to get some tickets too for the 212th

Obi wan:  CODY BRING MY GIANT PURSE SO I CAN HIDE SNACKS IN IT

Cody:  bring your own purse!

Obi wan:  fine then.  I guess you can't come

Cody:  ugh I'm bringing the purse

Cody:  wait.  Do you want the big one, or the REALLY big one

Obi wan:  the REALLY big one obviously

Cody: this one?

Obi wan:  yes that's the one!

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Obi wan: yes that's the one!

Obi wan:  maybe we can fit Wooley in there and we don't have to pay for his ticket

Cody:  hmm, good thinking, General

*they arrive at the ticket booth*

Plo:  hello, one adult ticket, and four kids tickets please

Worker:  uhh, how old are those kids?  The kids tickets only works for ages 12 and under

Plo:  yes, these grown looking men are my children.  And they are all actually 12 and under

Wolffe:  but da- I mean General!  I'm basically twenty-fo-

*plo covers wolffes face and smiles innocently*

Plo:  come on children! 

Wolffe:  grrrrrr

Comet, Sinker, Boost:  HAHAHAHAHA

Anakin:  why are there so many of you?!!

*501st looking at Anakin with big eyes*

Ahsoka:  how are we gonna get them all in

Anakin:  yeah, obi wan stole my money and spent all of it for merch at Disneyland

Ahsoka:  we could try mind control again

Anakin:  YES

*everbody is inside*

Fives:  look at this ad!  HAHAHAHA

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