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the dog pack

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Comet:  hey guys, check it out!  We got a package addressed to the Wolfpack

Boost:  umm did any of you guys order something?

Sinker:  no

Warthog:  no

Boost:  wolffe?

Wolffe:  why in the world would I order something?  It's a waste of credits.  Everything I need is already provided in the GAR

Sinker:  they don't provide banana nut muffins

Comet: or pancakes

Boost: or freedom

Wolffe: ...

Wolffe: well they do provide croissants

Sinker: that's only because it's the national breakfast food of Coruscant

Boost:  why?

Sinker: take a guess

Boost: because they're delicious?

Sinker: sure. Whatever

Wolffe: comet, what's in the package

Comet:  it's dog food!

Comet: yay now I have something to feed my new puppy, Stars!

Wolffe: umm, there's a note attached to that

Comet: it's from fives. Aww that's so nice of him to send me food for my dog. I guess he got over the fight we had

*comet reads the note*

Comet: Nevermind. He said it's not for the dog, the food is for us cause we're the Wolfpack

Wolffe: yeah I had a feeling he was out for revenge

Plo:  hello boys.  Did any of you have a scuffle with General Skywalker?  He just sent me a package full of dog leashes

Plo:  he said I needed to keep you guys under control

Wolffe:  hey we're not a bunch of dogs!

Boost:  I mean... I wouldn't mind going for a walk with my dad

Wolffe:  I don't need to be taken on a walk!  I am extremely disciplined and have a tight fitness routine.  Someone tell General Skywalker that HE needs to go on a walk

Plo:  you don't want to go on a walk with me???

Wolffe:  of course I do!  I just don't want to be on a leash

Sinker:  we cant be tamed

Fives:  do you guys want a treat?  I've got biscuits

Sinker:  I DO I DO I DO

Wolffe:  idiots!  Fives is trying to prank us and make the Wolfpack look like a bunch of dogs!

Anakin:  yo plo!  What's the scoop

Plo:  it seems like you and fives have been bothering my boys

Anakin: whaaaat no way

Anakin: it's just a bit of friendly pranking, right guys?

Wolffe: i wouldn't call it that

Boost: uhh guys, somebody replaced our beds with a giant dog bed

Fives: *snorts*

Comet: it might be comfy!

Fives: it is. And don't worry, I got the dog bed with flea repellent

*anakin tries not to laugh*

Anakin: HAHAHAHHAHAA

Anakin: this is why you're my favorite, fives

Fives: thank you, sir!

Wolffe: I hate you all

Plo: now now, wolffe. There is no room for hate in this family

Boost:  I think wolffe is gonna lose it

*wolffe bites fives' arm*

Fives: AHHHH!  RABIES!

*fives runs to kix*

Wolffe:  HAHAHAHA

Anakin:  hey!  We never initiated violence

Plo:  I mean.  You guys were kinda asking for it

Wolffe:  Guys I'm thinking about getting my teeth permanently sharpened

Fives *from 50 feet away*:  how about NO