Kylo: I miss the days of the galactic empire
Rey: shut up Kyle, you weren't even born yet
Poe: yeah, why don't you just go have a temper tantrum
Kylo: how about you suck my imperial nuts
Poe: joke's on you. I love imperial nuts
Rey: ...
Kylo: ...
Hux: I think Poe is talking about our ex stormtrooper
Kylo: oh thank the force, I thought he was talking about YOU for a second
Hux: you're insane
Kylo: I know, you tell me that every day
Finn: guys lets a play a game
Kylo: games are stupid
Rey: I agree, let's play!
Hux: what should we play?
Poe: telephone!
Rey: good idea. I'll start!
Rey *to Hux*: May the force be with you
Hux: ugh I don't want to do this
*kylo smacks hux's head*
Hux: OW!
Hux: fine
Hux *to Finn*: may the force be with you
Finn *to Poe*: may the porgs be with you
Poe: heheheheheheh
Hux: you better not say something dirty
Poe: don't tempt me
Poe *to Kylo*: I want to sleep with you
Kylo: I am NOT saying that
Poe: you have to say what you heard
Kylo: I am going to change it
Kylo *to Rey*: I want to skewer you
Rey: well that got violent
Rey: I said may the force be with you
Hux: oh please, I have a better one
Hux: next round!
Hux *to Rey*: long live the first order
Rey: :(
Rey *to Finn*: long live the first order
Finn: yeah that's not happening
Finn *to Kylo*: go die on a fat boulder
Kylo: how dare you insult me like that
Kylo *to Poe*: Poe did a fart murder
Poe: oh kyle, you flatter me. If only my farts could kill you
Poe *to Hux*: Poe has a red convertible
Hux: no you don't
Poe: shut up
Hux: Poe burned the bread at the carnival
Finn: that was YOU?
Kylo: no wonder my peanut butter jelly sandwich tasted weird
Rey: why would you eat a peanut butter sandwich at a carnival?
Rey: they had such a nice selection of food and so many kinds of bread
Poe: I love bread
Hux: then you should fly off to Paris. I heard they have all kinds of bread there
Poe: where is Paris?
Hux: I don't know, the baguette system
Finn: oui
It took me forever to finally do a sequel group chat lmao. What can I say? I'm a prequel fan. Let me know what era you guys would like to see more of!
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