DC Headcanon's 3: Now with 10 Percent More Angst

what'll it be fellas

Okay but the main five having to watch DC being courted by foreign dignities and other important people 

Not courted in the sense he has to date 'em, just people coming to hopefully score a marriage

IDC tells DC just to humor them, it'll look good if he does but DC is so annoyed by the big gestures and his boyfriends get so jealous

He begs them not to 

The worst time is when someone showed up, and was like 'I heard your fed was hot where is he?' 

Yeah Texas

Texas nearly killed him