DC Headcanon's 3: Now with 10 Percent More Angst

im making a list

Okay but things DC deffo downed in one go and said it counts as a meal

-coffee
-an entire can of coffee
-entire jar of peanut butter
-entire can of whipped cream
-anything candy
-toast
-a box of cereal
-did I mention candy
-popcorn
-an Apple

Can someone please help DC with his bad eating habits