DC Headcanon's 3: Now with 10 Percent More Angst

i got a title for the next one yall

If California got some of the states and his boyfriends to react to uh.....that one band all over Tik Tok

That one band: The truth is, the government has it out for you
DC: Rude.
Band: Aliens exist
New Mexico: I mean....they do
Band: And you're afraid of the dark, because you should be
Texas: Ain't afraid of the dark and when I got one of these *shows gun*
Band: Donald Trump is a robot sent from Russia
California: Okay that ones true
Band: They should've taught us how to do our taxes in high school
Florida: *laughs* Learning
Band: And everyone has the right to birth control!
California: WOW two right sentences in one song, I'm so proud

California sees a video of one, looks over at DC whose in one of his flannels as a dress, maybe either with slight dyed hair or in a wig, and just
DC: Wha-
California: Change. Now.

DC says he doesn't understand since they sound okay to him and California's like "baby no, lemme show you real punk"

Okay but I'm mad because I lowkey like their aesthetic. It's everything I wanted when I had my emo phase in middle school.
And then I wrote a Livejournal about Panic winning best pop video was wrong because they're pop-punk....look I'm not proud of myself either