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Carol: Honey, God gave you a gender

District: You mean agender 

Carol: A gender. ONE. 

District: AGENDER. None


DC: I don't know what a gender is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.


California: I'm agender and stoned, nothing else matters 


Gov: Transgender

District: Cisn't


DC running up to the others excitedly, and being like 

"GUYS this dress." *sticks hands in pockets* "HAS. POCKETS." 


Honestly DC doesn't mind men's pants. Women's are far too tight, they literally show off everything which makes him feel really uncomfortable 

Baggy clothes are his ish though, not that he ever likes wearing them 'cuss 'must look professional' 


California got an inkling something was different about his partner when DC couldn't find a way to spin orange's trans ban and just blurted out 'I don't know why people are so against discrimination'. 


Okay but....DC likes getting called 'our partner' on most days 



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