DC Headcanon's 3: Now with 10 Percent More Angst

oh my god wait

Does Gov get regulated to the "boyfriend chair" of IDC and DC drag him out for make up and stuff

Gov: THEYRE THE SAME COLOR can we GO???
DC: Pffft hey IDC Gov thinks these two are the same color!
IDC: (laughs in wrong)

District likes to come because he likes spending time with his older cousins