Okay I only have two but I'll die with both
And one of them is non-binary!DC
DC: Listen
DC: If the cis find out we can shapeshift they're going to tell the church
California: I like that autocorrect changes 'agender' to 'gender'
California: Like no, that's literally the opposite of what I meant ok?
Tennessee: Why should LGBT spaces cater to trans and non-binary people?
Florida: That's the T, cis
Florida: *tipping his hat to DC*
Florida: M'theydy
Mississippi: So are you a guy or a girl?
California: I'm an artist
Mississippi: No I mean what's in your pants?
California: A pencil
DC: *stares at gender*
Gender: *stares at DC in confusion*
DC: Well that was fun, same time tomorrow?
Florida: You better start respecting trans people
Florida: Or your pronouns are gonna become was/were
California: I was not consumed by the gay agenda
California: I AM the gay agenda
Some politician: You don't look gay
DC: Well that's a disappointment
I want a group name for these three like the other three of the main six call them this all the time

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