DC Headcanon's 3: Now with 10 Percent More Angst

It's Destiny

A/N: This follows a lose narrative, I was listening to that star spangled banner but like epic trailer version so if you listen to that this kinda follows the song

"You know what you need to do." DC sighed and didn't look up from the papers from his desk.

"I know." DC whispered.

"It's just one DeeDee, it won't be so bad." IDC whispered, rubbing her twin brother's back.

"And I can't just send an intern?" DC asked, finally picking up his head.

"Sorry DC, not this time." Gov said apologetically and DC groaned.

DC stood terrified behind the president as he declared a national emergency over COVID. The signs were all there, of course, like how if one person in their office was sick, suddenly six others were six, how IDC now carried a mask with her and kept a box on her desk for visitors, and how Gov was being even more careful keeping his office and hands clean.

But he never thought it'd get this bad.

"Look, just call one meeting and that's it. You don't need multiple." Gov pointed out.

"Yeah! Just do it once every two weeks." IDC added.

"Or hell, once every month." Gov shrugged.

"Maybe it won't be so bad." DC muttered.

"You don't really need to make a big deal out of it." Gov said with a laugh. "Nothing's going to happen."

"Hey hon, how much do you need?"

"Can yall stop destroying public property please?"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW."

"Florida, if you don't kiss me right now I'm going to explode."

"Time to boogaloo?"

"Tell me you slept with Texas, without telling me you slept with Texas."

"CALI."

"He just wants some love sha."

"So you've pretty much kissed all of us huh?"

"It's like I'm collecting the entire set."

"F***. F****. Why are we bleeping that?"

"Yorkie I love you so much...."

"I'm the third amendment."

"There are THREE of them?"

"Congratulations, I now pronounce you two married! You may kiss your husband!"

"The Kentucky Turtle Derby?"

"The Kentucky Turtle Derby."

"We can't get rid of Anna, she's ours. She's our baby."

"That's not the question I asked."

"Well that's the answer I gave."

"I'll love you until the moon falls out of the sky."

"Can you drink around the world?"

"Wha-"

"Can you drink? Around? The World?"

"There's no one for me but you five."

"Chaos knows no side."

"No. You're right." DC announced. "I need to call a meeting. WASHINGTON." Washington stumbled into DC's office, looking slightly stressed out but ready to help.

"Yeah DC?"

"Can you figure out which states have the highest COVID numbers and email them about a meeting?" DC asked.

"Course." Washington said with a smile before slipping away.

"See, it won't be so bad." IDC said with a smile.

"You're right." DC said, sighing and trying to remain optimistic. He leaned back in his chair and looked up at his ceiling.

"I wonder which states Washington will email. I hope they're nice."