DC Headcanon's 3: Now with 10 Percent More Angst

Gone Wrong

"Well pardon me!"

Florida smiled happily at his boyfriend's defeated sigh. He had doubts about this prank California wanted to pull, but it was brilliant in a way. They knew DC was having a tough time, so something small that would make him smile was surely the best medicine. Any minute now, DC would pick his head up again, laugh, and then thank everyone for cheering him up.

A minute passed.

"Rosie?" California whispered.

Okay the next minute DC would pick his head up, he was probably overwhelmed with laughter.

Another minute passed.

"California what the fuck did you do?" New York hissed, unaware of the prank.

"I-I just wanted to see if it cheered him up!" California yelled as Florida stood up.

"Pres?" District whispered, standing up and going over to his cousin, putting his hand on his shoulder. DC quickly jerked it away.

"Dee?" Florida whispered now really worried.

"It's just a HUGE FUCKING JOKE FOR ALL OF YOU ISN'T IT?" DC screamed, finally picking his head up.

"We just wanted to cheer you up rosie! It's been a rough week!" California pointed out.

"Oh yeah a rough week? A rough week is the Patriots losing, or Texas losing some cattle in the desert NOT MY LIFE BEING THREATENED." DC yelled.

"I knew this was a bad idea." Oregon said as DC stood up, knocking his chair back.

"Pres!" District tried again, grabbing his cousin's arm.

"No don't--DON'T TOUCH ME." DC yelled, ripping his arm out of his cousins and throwing open the door. District watched his cousin storm out with tears in his eyes, jumping as someone touched his shoulder.

"District listen to me." New York ordered. "He loves you, that didn't mean that he doesn't, but right now he doesn't want to be touched."

"DEE." Florida yelled dashing after his boyfriend with California following.

"JUST LEAVE ME ALONE." DC screamed as more states came out of their rooms or peeked in from the living room.

"The hell is going on?" Texas yelled.

"It backfired." California announced meekly.

"I could've told you it would've sha!" Louisiana pointed out.

"Dee you need to stop." Florida hissed trying to stop DC from opening the door to his office.

"And why should I? Just so I can hear you all mock a madman who I've had to work for, FOR FOUR YEARS?" DC screamed. He managed to get the doorknob to open, and attempted to slam the door, unfortunately New York was faster.

"Cherry!"

"GOD WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE." DC screamed, the tears falling faster now. He ignored the protests of the states and his boyfriends and stormed over to his desk, grabbing folders upon folders and just tossing them to the floor.

"Sha, get District out of here." Louisiana ordered. Florida nodded and grabbed the hand of District, who was still scared, and pulled him away just as Texas and Louisiana walked into the office.

"Sugar you need to stop." Texas ordered.

"WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?" DC yelled, grabbing another folder and throwing it to the floor.