DC Headcanon's 3: Now with 10 Percent More Angst

Guide

Alright one of my friends said I should organizing this shit so here I am. 

I will probably forget about this

Government Trio:  

Gov

DC 

IDC

Government Family: 

Gov 

DC

IDC

District 

Gov-

Older cousin 

Handles more of the in-house work 

Gay 

Dating Austin 

IDC and DC-

Twins 

IDC is two minutes older 

IDC-

Handles the international work 

Straight

Dating British Gov (BG)

DC-

Works more directly with politicians/the president

Gay/Also ENBY

Dating the OT6

District-

Younger cousin 

Doesn't do government work 

OT6: DC, Florida, California, Texas, New York, Louisiana

Uh maybe some of my ships that pop in too: 

Massachusetts/Pennsylvania/Maryland 

Connecticut/Colorado

Alaska/Hawaii (I fucking love them) 

Northeastern Brothers 

California is Colorado's older brother

Austin is Texas's cousin (please stop reminding him) 

All of the Canadian provinces are Louisiana's cousins 

I've honestly had Florida's brothers as Cuba and Dominican Republic 

Parents: 

Florida: Spain (dad)

California: uh it's Mexico right? (who I imagine was mom) 

Texas: Spain and then Mexico (dad) (mom)

Louisiana: France (mom)

DC and IDC: Federation and then Confederation (dad)

New York: I feel like it's been decided it's England which makes sense (dad) 

I don't have much of a timeline, but DC only started the meetings when the pandemic started getting really bad in March

Real names: 

DC: George

Florida: Juan

California: Peter

Texas: Stephen 

Louisiana: Robert

New York: Henry

IDC: Jennifer (Jenny) 

Gov: I haven't decided yet but I feel like it's Adam

Y'see my issue is I overthink things and then need it to make sense and I blame all my years of liking the Nostalgia Critic THANKS DOUG