Mirabel: It's dark in here.
Camilo: Don't worry, Prima. I've got this.
Camilo: *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Mirabel: How did you-
Camilo: I swallowed a flashlight.
Mirabel: WHY DID YOU-
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Bruno: Oh hello, Julieta, Pepa!
Pepa:
Julieta:
Bruno: You may be wondering why I'm taped on the ceiling-
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Abuela: *messages the family on their group chat at 3 am*
Dolores: *replies*
Abuela: What are you doing awake, go back to sleep.
Dolores: I- WHAT THE F-
•••
Isabella: What are you doing?
Luisa: I'm confronting the person who ruined my life.
Isabella: But you're looking on a mirror- wait... Luisa nO-
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Felix: A milkshake with two straws please!
Antonio: Uhmm, Papi?
Felix: LOOK HOW FAST I CAN DRINK THIS NOW-
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Mirabel: WELCOME TO APPLEBEES! Do you choose apple or bees?
Agustin: Uhm.. Bees?
Mirabel: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES!
Agustin: Wait..
Camilo: *shakes a jar of bees*
Agustin: WAIT-
Julieta: MIRABEL, CAMILO, NO-
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Luisa: *saying this out loud for some reason* If a guinea pig and a normal pig had a child, would it be called a piggy-er or a guinea pig?
Dolores: *tired and just wants peace* Why does this only happen to me?
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Abuela: I'm dying! I can see stars!
Pepa: Mama, thats gLiTTER ON YOUR EYES-
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Isabela: Raise your hand if you like me.
Mirabel: What if I don't like you?
Isabela: Then raise your standards, da fawk-
•••
Luisa: I failed.
Abuela: Did you do your best?
Luisa: *thinking* ...no
Luisa: Y e s
Abuela: Oh well, you did everything you could.
Luisa: *thinking* No I did not-
•••end
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