Young Dolores: *hanging out with her Tia Julieta and Isabela, crying*
Julieta: Why are you crying??
Young Dolores: *sobbing* You'd be dead if you heard it.
Young Isabela: *curious* What did you hear??
Young Dolores: Nothing! Nothing.... there's no problem what's so ever..
Julieta: *teasing* Are you sure you didn't hear your parents having se-
Young Dolores: STOOOOP- THREE TIMES. THREE TIMES I SWEAR-
Young Isabela: *confusion*
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Young Pepa: I just noticed that "never" is a contradiction of the words "not never".
Young Julieta: Right, and "blushing" is "blood rushing".
Young Bruno: And "studying" is for "student dying".
Young Pepa:
Young Julieta:
Young Pepa: True tho-
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Abuela: Everyone, Let us play a game! The rules are simple. If I say a fruit, you must go to the left room. If I say a color, you must go to the right one. Okay, ready?
The Madrigals: Ready!
Abuela: Okay! One, two, three, ORANGE!
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Mirabel: *tapping finger on the table*
Camilo: *tapping fingers too*
Pepa: Uhm...what are they doing?
Dolores: I believe they're communicating in morse code towards each other, since you've scolded them many times for yelling.
Mirabel: *aggressive tapping, evil smirking*
Camilo: *slams hands on table* YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK-
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Mariano: I love you, Isabela.
Isabela: Haha, good joke.
Mariano: No, seriously. I love you.
Isabela: You got me, Mariano.
Mariano: But I love you, Isa-
Isabela: I SAID YOU GOT ME.
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Agustin: *while dating Julieta, holds up a "WILL YOU COME TO HOMECOMING WITH ME" board*
Bruno: *sees it* OH MY GOHD, YES I'M GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH YOU!
Agustin: No, tell your sister!
Bruno: Okay. *turns around* JULIETA, I'M GOING TO THE HOMECOMING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND-
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Luisa: *sees a note saying "throw it back"* Throw it back...
Luisa: Am I supposed to twerk?
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Abuela: Can you pronounce the Madrigals' names?
Antonio: *thought she meant the name MADRIGAL* ...MAAAAAADRIIIGAAALLLLLLe-
Felix: No, no, kiddo. She meant OUR names.
Antonio:
Antonio: oH-
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Isabela: Help! I accidentally destroyed Mira's sewing machine. How much time do you think I can live on?
Luisa: Ten...
Isabela: Ten????
Luisa: Nine...
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Felix and Pepa: *before Antonio* We are having another child.
Dolores: I know.
Camilo:
Camilo: Oh my gohd-
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A/N: To SomeoneDead2 I made changes bc I want them to have a fair amount of lines for each of them... butt I DONT THINK WHAT I MADE IS?? I made them more accurate ig H E H E > <
THANKING SomeoneDead2 and Camilo_wife for more incorrect quotes. I really appreciate it a lot. And I hope you all had a great wonderful amazing life : )
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