Mirabel: *to the kids in the village* You know what an antique is?
Mirabel: *points Abuela* There's an antique right there.
Abuela: EXCUSE ME-
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*just cousin thingszszsz-*
Isabela: What if the world couldn't talk for a day?
Dolores: Then gladly i wouldn't hear your dying whale noises.
Isabela: EXCUSE ME- (2)
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Pepa: *about to creat a hurricane * ARE YOU READY TO FUKIN' DIE?
Some Villager: I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME!
Pepa: EXCUSE ME- (3)
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Camilo: Now I have the chANCE!! Tonio... Santa isn't real.
Antonio:
Camilo: Well, uh I mean- it would be weird since we dont have a chimney so...
Camilo: -and so Tio Bruno's tower seRVES AS The chimney.
Antonio: Oh... so foes that mean Bruno hears a giant man stomping around the roof at 3 am in the morning?
Bruno: *back inside the walls* EXCUSE ME- (4)
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Donkey Therapist: On the scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?
Luisa: Physical? Or Emotional?
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Agustin: Would you like to live forever?
Julieta: *is stressed* No, because I'd hate it-
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Mirabel: *peacefully in her room*
Isabela: *appears out of nowhere outside the room window while holding her vines* Ah, I thought I'd find you here!
Luisa: *cputching on the vines behind Isa* We cOULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-
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Agustin: Okay bro, PULL THE LEVER!!
Felix: *pulls a lever that says "Alligators"
Agustin: *while falling into the trapdoor* WRONG LEVERRRRRrrrrrr....
Felix: o h.
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Mirabel: What color is the sky?
Bruno: Why do you ask?
Mirabel: I lost my glasses-
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Camilo: Oh hey, Dolores. You left the picture of Mariano you always carry around and assumed you were dead.
Dolores: Uhm, EXCUSE ME- (5), I would clearly be buried with that photo of him.
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A/N:
MY "EXCUSE ME-" COUNTER OHOHOHOHOTPFO- its 5 ehe-
THANK YOU Lilly2244a, Demxn_TearsRBLX and hollysst0r1es for more donations of quotes eHEH-
can we get mawwied??
*does the uwu finders and dies-*
ONCE AGAIN THANKS FOR READING, I LOVE YOU GUYS AND STAY SAFE GIRLIESSSSSSSSSSSHSHDHHSHDJWJDKW-
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