Luisa: *filming Anotnio walking through he forest*
Anotnio: I'm a little sAssY gURl, in the village dOINg aLRigHt! Then I becAME a pRINVESS OvernighT! *continues to walk sassily*
Luisa: *wheezing*
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Agustin: Isabela, what's your favorite food?
Young Isabela: *goes to his ear and whispers*
c h i l d r e n
Agustin:
Young Isabela: *leaves happily*
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Abuela: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Julieta: Fucking Mirabel and Camilo were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Mariano: Do you have a date for Valentine's day?
Dolores: Yes, February 14th.
Mariano: I- nevermind-
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Young Pepa: DID YOU JUST CALLED ME THE B WORD!??
Young Bruno: MOTHERFUCKER DOESN'T START WITH B!!
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Mirabel: *at school* I'm having arepas for lunch!
Their classmate: *has no idea what it is* What does an arepa taste like?
Camilo: YOU NEVER TASTED G O D ?
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Pepa: How do I flirt with Felix?
Julieta: Just tell him that he looks really good, and don't make fun of him. It's not that hard.
Pepa: Okay.
Pepa: *to Felix* What's up, loser? How's the idiot life going?
Felix:
Felix: *blushes intensively* Pretty good..
Julieta:
Julieta: what-
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Isabela: *ranting to her sisters and cousins* Abuela and the other's are always like "I can't wait for you to become a mom", "I can't wait for you to have a family" Well I don't want kids..
Isabela: ...Well I guess I'll just be, you know, hot and old-
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Bruno: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE, WHEN I WOULD LIKE TO DIE, CRY AND HATE-
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Dolores and Luisa: *both see Anotnio playing with two teddy bears, kissing*
Antonio: *smooch smooch* AND THEY'RE BOTH BOYS!
Dolores and Luisa: WHAT-
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A/N:
H e H
IM BACK MY BEBES MORE UPDATE
my head hurts-
MAKING SUR ETO UPDATE MORE CUZ WAE NOT : D
im planning to add another incorrect quote book again but I'm not sure cuz s c h o o l
I hope ypu enjoy this batch and sTAY SAFE GIRLIEESESESSRSESESSWRARSRSR
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
