MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES

INCORRECT QUOTES 57

Abuela: *to Antonio* A gift just as special as you.
Mirabel: *Vietnam flashbacks*

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Luisa: I'm normally a nice person.
Also Luisa: But if you WVER HURT MY FAMILY, I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE SUN AND DO A VICTORY DANCE ON YOUR DEAD BODY.

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Mirabel: *opens fridge*
Abuela: Close the fridge.
Mirabel: But I'm hungry.
Abuela: I SAID CLOSE THE FRIDGE.
Mirabel: *closes fridge, then proceeds to put on her shoes*
Abuela: Where are you going?
Mirabel: I'm just going out, to find something ot eat. Probably with Dolores and Camilo.
Abuela: ALL THAT FOOD IN THE FRIDGE AND YOU'RE GOING OUT TO EAT!?
Mirabel: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE WHEN YOU WON'T LET ME LOOK!?
Abuela: *stands up*
Mirabel: I'm sorry.
Abuela: Now go!
Mirabel: *opens fridge*
Abuela: *death stare*
Julieta: MAMA-

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Pepa: Let's play "no bad words". You can say anything but bad words. If they say any bad word, they're out! Okay. Ready, set, gO!
Felix: You look beautiful today.
Dolores: Nice hair.
Antonio: Lovely jaguar!
Camilo: ..mierda.
Pepa: You're out.

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Julieta: Don't get hurt, k?
Agustin: K.
Agustin: *not even for five seconds* On second thought, I should have done that-

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Camilo: Should we go to the bar tonight?
Mirabel: As much as I want to, no.
Camilo: Karaoke?
Mirabel: Same place, so no.
Camilo: Karaoke at home?
Mirabel: Only if it is at home, not at night and with the WHOLE family, including Antonio.
Camilo: Oh WOW, Mira. You're such a boomer.
Mirabel and Pepa: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Mirabel: ...wait...
Camilo: ...
Pepa: *with lightning striking* You're in big trouble, mister.
Camilo: ...Mira-
Mirabel: First, you brought this. Secondly, I'm out of this so BYE-

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Teacher: Mr. and Mrs. Madrigal, your daughters, Isabela and Luisa got into a fight today.
Agustin: Oh no, that's terrible! Is Isa okay-
Julieta: DID LUISA WIN? I mean, she's pretty strong obviously-

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Abuela: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
Bruno: I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME-

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Felix: I think Luisa and pepe have something in common. They will protect that they know no matter what.
Luisa: *continues his sentence* ..And another person we know is ourselves.
Pepa: *jumps in* AND SO if ANYONE DARE TO HURT US, we will kill them.
Luisa & Felix: NO-

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Camilo: HEY, MIRA! SAY KID BACKWARDS!
Mirabel: ..dik?
Camilo: HAHAHAHHAHA, THAT'S GAY-
Mirabel: FUCK OFF-

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A/N: KEEP IN MIND THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT CAMILO'S ACTUAL SEXUALITY IS, LET DISNEY DECIDE. AND THAT IS NOT A SHIP QUOTE, IF SOME OF YALL MISUNDERSTOOD
IT EHE-

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HEHE, so yeah-

THANKS AGAIN TO THE THREE PEEPS, YALL WROTE THIS PAGE AGAIN HUHU-
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