Some Villager: *witnessing the chaos inside the Encanto for the first time* THIS IS CRAZY!
Mirabel: You call it crazy, we call it a Wednesday!
•••
Antonio: *teaching his cousin's about snakes* If a snake bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Luisa: What if I bite it and it dies?
Antonio: Then it means you're poisonous.
Dolores: What if it bites itself and I die?
Antonio: That's probably voodoo...
Isabela: What if we bite each other and no one dies?
Antonio: Th-
Camilo: THAT'S KINKY-
•••
Julieta: *on a picnic date with Agustin and skipping rocks at the lake* It feels so nice..
Agustin: Yeah...
Agustin: *under his breath* Take that you fucking lake-
•••
Abuela: Bruno, be frank.
Bruno: How can I be Frank if I'm Bruno?
Abuela: ...I-
Bruno: Althought being either Jorge or Hernando is a lot easier tho-
•••
Pepa: Where's the cheese that I asked for?
Felix: *mumbling*
Pepa: What is that?
Felix: ...I couldn't reach the top shelf-
•••
Bruno: WHATCHU SAYIN'!? WHATCHU SAYIN'!???
Mirabel: Oh my gosh...
Bruno: I SAID WHO EVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOM'S A HOE.
Camilo: OOHHH-
•••
Isabela: *sees Luisa laying down on the ground* What are you doing?
Luisa: Vibing..
Isabela: Oh.
*a few minutes later*
Antonio: *sees Luisa and Isa laying down* Huh..
*a few MORE minutes later*
Mariano: *getting invited by Dolores and walks by the three laying on the ground* What are they doing?
Dolores: Vibing... it's a family tradition.
•••
Agustin: How did you find me?
Felix: *after finding out he ate his chocolate* Oh it was easy, really. I just listened to the sound of complete and utter BETRAYAL and followed that.
•••
Abuela: I really LOVE my family. We have a ton of laughs, hehe..
Also Abuela: FUCK OFF, MIRABEL. I'M NOT GONNA COMFORT YOU AFTER BEING A DISAPPOINTMENT-
•••
Pepa: Honestly, I don't remember. I was probably fucked up-
Pepa: Yeah, I was crazy back then... Ahuehuehueheuh-
Julieta:
Julieta: ...do you want me to make you an arepa-
•••end
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
