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INCORRECT QUOTES 58

Camilo: LET'S DO SOME DONUTS.
Mirabel: THE POLICE WILL NOTICE!
Camilo: As Mami alwasy says, "Fuck the police. I could taze thwm before they taze me."
Mirabel: But that only works for Tia Pepa.
Camilo: Don't you worry, prima. My tazer... is my good looks.
Mirabel: *facepalms*

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Isabela: *drunk and is muttering to herself*
Luisa: Hey, prima... what happened to Isa?
Dolores: She's figuring out the status of her sanity.
Isabela: ....15%‐

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Antonio: *plays Minecraft with her cousins, sees a baby zombie* Aww, a baby zombie!
The rest of the cousins: *overprotective btw-, kills the baby zombie*
Antonio: I thought it was nice-

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Isabela: *makes plants that colored Isabela's dress*
Luisa: Hey, Isa. What'chu doing?
Isabela: I'm busy.
Mirabel: Remember the plant that she used to make her dress more vibrant? Well, she's sprouting them again so we could celebrate Pride Month!
Luisa: Ohhh, thanks Mira-
Isabela: I SAID I'M BUSY.
Mirabel: WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU.
Isabela: YOU DID JUST NOW.
Luisa: K A L M.

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Agustin: *to Felix* Hey, do you want to be top our bottom...
Felix:
Agustin: ..on our bunk beds-

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Dolores: Many people wished you were gay.
Isabela: Who says I wasn't gay?
Dolores:
Isabela:
Dolores: OH MY GOHD YOU-
Abuela: I S A B E L A  M A D R I G A L

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Julieta: I think I forgot something...
Pepa: What is it? If you can't remember it, it's probably not important.
Julieta: I guess so..
Bruno: *who is left inside the walls* f u k.

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Mirabel and Camilo: WELCOME TO OUR MAGIC ROULETTE! Sep right up, Miss Isabela. What do you want from the Magic Roulette?
Isabela: Hmmmmmm, I want to be sexy!
Mirabel and Camilo: MISS ISABELA WANTS TO BE SEXY! We now pull the Magic Roulette!
Luisa: *spins the Magic Roulette, then it stops*
Mirabel and Camilo: MISS ISABELA HAS RECEIVED THE SEXINESS FROM THE MAGIC ROULETTE! Show us the sexiness you received, Miss Isabela. 
Isabela: *acts sexy*
Mirabel and Camilo: MISS ISABELA HAS FAILED TO RECEIVED THE SEXINESS FROM THE MAGIC ROULETTE!
Isabela: EXCUSE ME-

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Pepa: *gives Felix a lot of plastic cupz being stacked* Hold these.
Felix: Okay?
Pepa: *leaves*

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Abuela: You know what it's like to live with them now?
Abulela: Pain.
Abuela: Absolute pain.

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A/N:

First off...

THANK YOUUUUU AGAIN TO THESE PEEPS, I LUV U GUYS I CNATJWJXKQK-
Lilly2244a
RosabelleNg

and second, 

i apologize for uh NOT UPDATING AGAIN-

If u check out my OTHER incorrect quotes book, I had announcements there in the latest chapter! IF U CHECK IT OUT, you'll not only get to read it bc ehe, pls do, but ALSO there are announcements like i said.

Im friking sleepy rn, I THOUGHT ITS STILL 12:00 now its 12:35-

Thanks for reqding and DONT FORGET THE PTHER BOOK HUEHEUE- and stay safe, girlies!!!!!

p e a c e  o u t ☆

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