MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES

INCORRECT QUOTES 34

Pepa: Stop crying why are you crying-
Felix: I am 52 years old and I finally realized that Tonio's jaguar never went to a jungle!
Pepa: YES HE DID-
Felix: I'M NOT GONNA- I'm crying-

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Agustin: *drunk* You're so hot.
Julieta: Uh huh.
Agustin: And spicy~
Julieta: Right.
Agustin: *hugs her* you're my chicken buffalo wings.
Julieta:
Julieta: I'M A WHAT-

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Luisa: When it come to making distractions... for my sister Isa, she would probably like you know, make a noise by throwing a cactus or something...
*A house explodes with colored powders and different plants everywhere*
Luisa: .... or she could do that-

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Camilo: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT PLAYGROUNDS!? Like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but like bigger! Why don't we have those!??
Mirabel: Theme parks. We have theme parks.
Camilo: But we have to pay for theme parks.
Mirabel: And THAT'S The adult part-

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Isabela: My cactus died.
Dolores: Deserb.
Isabela:
Dolores:
Isabela: The fuck did you say-

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Antonio: My sister Dolores told me that she likes bad boys.
Mariano: You know yesterday I punched someone and they fell.
Antonio: But she likes helpful boys too.
Mariano: -but then I helped him-
Antonio: But she likes bad boys more so...
Mariano: -and after that I punched him again.

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Bruno: I'm listening to Woman by Doja Cat and I feel like a powerful and confident woman.
Bruno: And I am a boy-

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Abuela: *texting* Answer your phone.
Pepa: *texting* Hang on a minute I can't find my phone.
Abuela: *texting* okay.
Abuela: *after 5 very slow minutes later, texting* You are a horrible daughter.

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Mirabel: Do you trust me?
Isabela: Of course I do. I'll always trust you.
*on that fateful day*
Isabela: Mira, I can't find one of Mama's books, are you sitting on it?
Mirabel: No.
Isabela:
Isabela: Stand up.

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Agustin: We lost your son Camilo in the crowd.
Felix: This calls for drastic measures... Dolores, Luisa, you know what to do.
Luisa: *stands up on something where she could be seen* SASSY SHAPESHIFTING CHILD FROM COLOMBIA!!
Dolores: *hears his footsteps coming* found him.
Camilo: *sassily poses in front of them* You called?

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A/N: Died for another three days (jk no-) but like hOW DID WE REACH 14.1K VIEWS AND ALMOST 500 VOTES YALLZ AHNXJQKS T T

So I have decided that I would be updating every three days. I've been busy with our last quarter of my school's uh... school year- and I need to grind all of them otherwise I won't be able to graduate junior high like holy moles i dont even look like someone whos alMOST senior high : D

Also I've been also running out of  ideas AGAIN- is this what they call "writer's block"-

Also also, although i cant update everyday like i used to do, like what i said earlier I will update on every three days. If I dont then pls, feel free to slap me virtually : )

Like my outro in every chapter of this book, Have a good life and stay safe girliess!!!!!

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