TV Host: They say that eating cereal is the worst possible way to start your morning.
Luisa: *pauses TV* What if your mom died? That would be a bad way to start your morning-
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Camilo: She's such a snake.
Mirabel: *slithers on the floor*
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Bruno: I can predict just about anyone here, I know, it'sliterally my gift but without making the green tablet shit-
Bruno: Example, if I run and leap at my niece, Luisa, she would most certainly catch me in her arms.
Bruno: *sprinting at Luisa* COMING IN!!!
Luisa: HOLDING COFFEE!! *yeets coffee to catch Bruno*
Bruno: *whispers* nailed it.
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Pepa: No one messes with Felix except me!
Felix: Ye- WAIT A MINUTE!!
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Julieta: I'm tired.
Agustin: Hold my hand.
Julieta: No, I'm just-
Agustin: -hold my hand.
Julieta: How is that gonna help-
Agustin: Hold mY HAND!
Julieta: I'M NOT GONNA HOLD YOUR HAND-
Agustin: *grabs Julieta's hand*
Julieta:
Agustin:
Julieta: I'm still fucking tired.
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Dolores: Hey Mariano, why don't you ever call me your bitch?
Mariano: I-
Isabela: Yeah, you fucking asshole why don't you call her your bitch?
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Bruno: Always stay positive!
Bruno: *falls down a flight of stairs*
Bruno: WOW THAT WAS A LOT OF STAIRS-
Antonio: Tio, you could have broke a body part how are you eVEN ALIVE-
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Mirabel: *in a dungeon* I can't believe we're getting locked down here.
Camilo: *swalllows key* How unfortunate.
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Julieta: *cooking with Pepa* Be careful with onions. They can make you cry.
Pepa: NOT IF YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST! *stabs onion*
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Luisa: Isa gives off this "Don't fuck with me" vibe.
Luisa: But My vibe is more like "Hey, you can pour hot soup on my lap and I'll probably apologize to you".
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MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES
FanficNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
