Camilo: I broke up with my last girlfriend due to religious incompatibility.
Camilo: She couldn't accept that I'm a god.
Mirabel: As if you're DATING someone pfftt-
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Dolores: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Antonio: Ooooh, that sounds very inspiring.
Luisa: But what if I die tomorrow before I get to eat any more nachos?
Dolores: Then it's nacho lucky day.
Isabela:
Isabela: Get out of my room you-
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Julieta: I really like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.
Agustin: *looking down and realizing he has only two arms* Frick.
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Mariano: I'm here to ask for your blessing to date your daughter.
Felix: What is this, the Dark Ages?
Mariano:
Felix: You know what? Since you asked me- no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.
Mariano: I-
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Pepa: *at the zoo* So what are you in for?
Bruno: Pepa, this isn't a prison.
Pepa: So they can leave?
Bruno: Well, no, but-
Pepa: *points at a giraffe* I bet that one killed somebody.
Giraffe: *is too stunned to speak*
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Abuela: Maybe if i tell everybody the brain is an app, they'll finally start using it.
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Camilo: What movie is this?
Mirabel: "I Love You, Man."
Camilo: Yeah, I love you too, prima. But seriously, what movie is this?
Mirabel: "I LOVE YOU, MAN".
Camilo: I LOVE YOU TOO, PRIMA-
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Mariano: *hands Dolores a bottle of water* Here you go!
Dolores: Oh, uhm- thank you! What is this for?
Mariano: Well, I was worried about you. You're cousins said you get thirsty around me.
Dolores: *chokes* tHEY SAID WHAT-
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Luisa: Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
Isabela: All the time.
Isabela: When you look this good, you'll get used to it.
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Bruno: Oh, so I'm just supposed to ENJOY the good things that happen to me instead of living in fear that they'll turn into dust in my hands?!?!?
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Also, I wanted to point out that there are people asking if my incorrect quotes are a reference from THIS or THAT show as the reference, the answer is simply yes.
..welp that's because i dont know what else I should say-
There are some that I am not familiar with where theyre from, becuase i just find random ones from all over the internet, there are some that I made up bc I personally think I'm funny (no im not)
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