Pepa: You know how I'm kind of a sexy girl who rides a motorcycle to the casita and always breaking the rules in the name of justice.
Bruno: I don't like where this is going.
Felix: I think it's kinda hot.
Bruno: Of course you do.
•••
Isabela: *sharing rooms with Mirabel* I'm a light sleeper so you better not make a noise when we sleep.
*That night*
Mirabel: *accidentally drops something loudly*
Isabela: *sleeps peacefully *
Mirabel: ...light sleeper my ass-
•••
Luisa: Here's your food, Camilo.
Camilo: *snatches food from her, glaring*
Luisa: Can I at least get a thank you?
Camilo: BARK BARK!!
Luisa: *lowkey scared*
Camilo: *growls as he enters his room and closes his door*
•••
Julieta: *in their group chat* Putting "lmao" doesn't hide your pain, Abuela.
Abuela: Yes it does, lmao.
•••
Antonio: Dear Santa, I've been good this year.
Antonio: ..well, most of the year.
Antonio: ....once in a while...
Antonio: ..you know what, nevermind. I'll buy my own stuff.
•••
Dolores: I'm a ninja.
Mariano: How?
Dolores: Did you see me do that?
Mariano: Do what?
Dolores: Exactly.
Mariano: *thinking* I didn't know what that was but I still love her.
•••
Camilo: *being interrogated* What do you want me to do?
Luisa: Be honest.
Camilo: ...why would I do that?
•••
Abuela: *in her death bed*
Everyone: *mourns silently*
Mirabel: She died as she lived..
Mirabel: ..being a gODDAMN FOOL-
•••
Pepa: So how was the city?
Julieta: It was alright, until one time me and Agustin were crossing the street and a car honked at us.
Pepa: ..uhuh...
Julieta: So, Agustin ran to his car, reqched to the car' window and-
Agustin: *enters casita* WHO WANTS THIS STEERING WHEEL?
•••
Mariano: Hey, will you get something from my back pocket for me?
Dolores: What am I getting out of this?
Mariano A chance to touch my butt?
Dolores
Dolores: Deal.
Antonio: ....ew-
•••end
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