Julieta's children: *plotting an idea but Isabela has to be the distraction*
Isabela: Guys, I don't think it's a good idea.
Luisa: Nah, I think it's a good idea.
Mirabel: Yeah, you publicly humiliating yourself is everything I ever wanted to see.
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Dolores: *babysitting baby Antonio* You can say "please" and "thank you" and the toddler will never repeat it.
Dolores: But if you say "ass-faced" for one time-
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Felix: *probably back when they're in high school* Okay, here's the plan. First we set off the fire alarm-
Agustin: Felix, we can't set off the fire alarm if there's no fire...
Felix: ..we ca-
Agustin: So, I'LL start the fire and you set off the alarm!
Felix: I- you iDIOT-
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Bruno: *hosting baby Isabela's birthday* So tell me, my sobrina. What is your favorite color?
Baby Isabela: My favorite color is blood.
Bruno:
Baby Isabela: *smiles sweetly*
Bruno: ....Julieta, is this your child-
Julieta: y e s b i c h
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Luisa: Tia, you look exhausted.
Pepa: *om her tenth cup off coffee* Wow, thank you Luisa. You're so observant-
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Dolores: Idiot.
Camilo: I've been called worse.
Dolores: Like what?
Camilo: *visibly disgusted* your brother.
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Agustin: In this world, it's either to yeet of be yeeted.
Felix: *nods seriously*
Bruno: I'm begging you to STOP-
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Mirabel: *takes off glasses* wow....
Some friend of Mira who has a crush on her: *blushes*
Mirabel: You're really fuking blurry-
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Isabela: *sees Dolores and Mariano being all lovey-dovey*
Camilo: *with Luisa* Whatcha thinking about, prima?
Isabela: I just realized that I'm cologne but the "c" is silent.
Camilo: Same.
Luisa: Oh okay...
Luisa: *thinking* o-log-ne?
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Mirabel: Am I adopted?
Abuela: HAH, Why would we ever pick you-
Julieta: *almost bich slaps her real hard-*
Agustin: Desurb-
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FanficNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
