MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES

INCORRECT QUOTES 35

Camilo: *applying chapstick bc his lips are chapped*
Dolores: *sees him, then gets touched*
Camilo: ...???
Dolores: Are you gay?
Camilo: It's just a cHAPSTICK-

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Julieta: *chilling outside at night with Pepa and Bruno, sees a shooting star* IN THE SKY!!
Bruno: IT'S A BIRD!
Pepa: YOU IDIOT, A BIRD THAT GLOWS!?
Bruno: THEN ITS A GLOWING BIRD-

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Luisa: *trying to stop Isa and Mira from arguing* THAT'S IT! WE'RE GONNA STOP FIGHTING, WE'RE ALL GONNA LIE DOWN, AND WE'RE GONNA TRIPLE-SPOON LIKE GROWNUPS.

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Agustin: *tastes tea* Mmm, it's good. What kind of tea is this?
Felix: Oh I just boiled some gatorade-

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Mirabel: I'm on my way to annoy 1000 people and a donkey.
Antonio: Why a donkey?
Mirabel: SEE?? NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE 1000 PEOPLE. THEY SUCK BOO-

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Young Isabela: Can we have a birthday cake?
Abuela: But it's not your birthday?
Young Isabela: t h e  c a k e  w o u l d n t  k n o w

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Pepa: I HATE YOU!
Bruno: I HATE MYSELF TOO, BITCH. DON'T FEEL SPECIAL.
Pepa: I- Bruno, we talked about this-

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Isabela: Stressed.
Luisa: Depressed.
Isabela: Blessed.
Luisa: Obsessed.
Isabela: Possessed.
Luisa: Impressed.
Mirabel: Chicken breast.
Isabela:
Luisa:
Mirabel: ...I just wanted to join in-

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Camilo: Good night everyone, except for Asians.
Camilo:
Camilo: *realization* That sounded racist-
Camilo: N-no, it's not, because it's morning for them now. Good morning Asians! I'm not racist : )

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Julieta: Look, I think something is bothering Felix. Could you just talk to him?
Agustin: Guys don't talk to guys about problems.We just punch each other on the shoulder.
Julieta: I personally think that's stupid.
Agustin: For a girl, yes. But to a guy, that's like six months of therapy.
*Later*
Agustin: Hey, bro. Is something bothering you?
Felix: Yeah, it's just that-
Agustin: *punches him REALLY hard in the shoulder*
Felix:
Agustin
Felix: Thanks, bro.

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A/N: Hello again I am sorry for dying-

Something is distracting me to update for some reason. I can't tell, cuz there's a lot of problems going on right now.

First, it's the war going on betwen Ukraine and Russia.I hope that it doesnt go WAY too far. Praying for the people in Ukraine to be safe!

Secondly, there's like a rumor (i hope so) about our country removing stan accounts, fan accounts, and we have to use our real names and stuff. If not we will have a fine or worse we can go to prison. Basically, I already hate it in here. I'm not sure if Wattpad is counted but I think it is..

Lastly, ...obviously sCHOOL. RESEARCH. AND SHIT. AND I JUST WANNA DHYQJDJQOS-

I'm gonna post two chapters today because y'all deserve it after a long time waiting hEhe. You all deserve a good day, and stay safe girliess!!

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