Mirabel: Hey, uh sis? This maze looks kinda scary we should hold hands-
Isabela: This is fucking Walmart.
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Luisa: *holds door* After you.
Dolores: No, after you.
Luisa: I insist, after you.
Camilo: *jumps over them* AFTER ME!
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Agustin: Nice! High-five!
Julieta: *High-fives with him*
Agustin: *intertwines his fingers to hers*
Julieta: Wha-
Agustin: I'm in love with you.
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Abuela: *to all the husbands* OKAY LISTEN UP! BECAUSE I WILL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE. FEAR IS A FOUR LETTER WORD. IF YO WANNA GO PEE-PEE IN YOUR BIG BOY SLACKS, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. IT'S MAKE YOUR MAMA PROUD TIME!
Felix: I LOVE OUR MAMA-
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Bruno: *on the beach, covered with lots of sand* I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND!
Pepa: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!!
Bruno: *to the waves* FUCK OFF-
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Mariano: You look beautiful today.
Dolores: Thank you, you're not really that handsome but you look okay.
Mariano: *smol tears* Thanks-
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Antonio: I just wanna spend more time with my animals in my room and not getting involve with Abuela's problems but I guess we can't have everything!
Luisa: BYE I'M AGREEING WITH HIM-
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Camilo: OH MY GOHD MIRA, HURRY START THE CAR!
Mirabel: *in the car* OH MY GOHD, WHAT WHY!??
Camilo: *points at the pharmacy with the sign "DRUG STORE" on top of it* THEY'RE SELLING DRUGS.
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*Luisa and Isabela sitting on a bench, looking sad*
Agustin: *sees them* What's with the faces?
Luisa: Come sit here beside me and we'll explain it to you.
Agustin: *sits down*
Isabela: The bench is freshly painted.
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*someone insulting Bruno*
Pepa: HAHAHAHAH-
Pepa: Wait, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!?-
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A/N: I SWEQR YOU GUYSSS- i just slept for 9 hours it was 12 am when I last posted it was almost 2k but LIKE SERUOUSLY OANXKQN THANK YOU GUYSSS
Anyways, I want yallz to enjoy ur day, and stay safe girliesss!!
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MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES
FanficNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
