Abuela: Camilo, I would like to speak with you for a moment.
Camilo: Ooh, someone's in trouble.
Camilo: It's me, I dont know why I said that-
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Mirabel: *tells Isabela about doing magic tricks on a talent show*
Isabela: Pfft- you? Magic? Mira, this is a
T A L E N T show.
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Bruno: Welp, at least nothing's going any- *starts raining*
Pepa: ...are you about to say worse?
Bruno: N-no.
Pepa: You sURE-
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Police: You are all under arrest for carrying 5 people on a motorcycle.
Luisa: Wait, did you say 5?
Police: Yes-
Luisa: OH MY GOHD, CAMILO FUKING FELL OFF-
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Agustin: Here you go, Abuela. A nice cup of hot coffee.
Abuela: It's cold.
Agustin: A nice cup of coffee.
Abuela: It tastes horrible.
Agustin: A cup of coffee.
Abuela: I'm not even sure if this is coffee-
Agustin: Cup.
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Some Villager: You're very mature for your age.
Luisa: Thanks, it's a trauma.
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Antonio: *holding a big ass box* Hey, Dolores. What would you say if I came into the casita with 4 puppies.
Dolores:
Antonio:
Dolores: What's in that box?
Antonio:
Dolores: Tonio, what's in that box?
Antonio: I think you know-
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Camilo: *makes tea for Mira and puts salt in it*
Mirabel: *sips tea*
Camilo:
Mirabel:
Camilo: ...didn't it taste bad?
Mirabel: It did actually but I didn't want to make you feel bad so I drank it all up.
Camilo: *tearing up* okay-
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Bruno: Who calls tree skin "bark"? Like calm down, Mr. Scientist.
Julieta: Then what do call the leaves?
Bruno: Tree Hair.
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Abuela: *before she became an Abuela, picks up phone* Oh, Pepa it's your boyfriend.
Pepa: Felix is not my boyfriend, Mama.
Pepa: *grabs phone and answers* Hey Babe.
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A/N: I edited some of these bc there were some that were SHAT like autocorrect had the audacity to change raining to running, and Abuela to Julieta-
anyways sTAY SAFE GIRLIESSS
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FanficNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
