Dolores: Something's burning..
Camilo: Oh, probably its the loving desire you have for Mariano-
Antonio: THE KITCHEN'S ON FIRE!
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Isabela: You shouldn't be using straws.
Mirabel: I know, it's bad for the environment.
Isabela: Yeah, but no it's literally a weird way to eat a tangerine-
•••
Luisa: *to a donkey therapist* Should I get my life together or should I just keep being sexy and chaotic?
•••
Bruno: And that's the tea.
Bruno: *sips coffee*
Agustin: You're a disgrace-
•••
Pepa: You're late.
Felix: And you are beautiful.
Pepa:
Pepa: You are forgiven.
•••
Antonio: Can I have one more candy, Luisa?
Luisa: And what did Dolores say?
Antonio: She said 'no'.
Luisa: Exactly. Then why should I let you?
Antonio: Because she's not the boss of you.
Luisa: *internally* It's a trap. It's a trap. It's a trap-
•••
Bruno: It's kinda muggy outside.
Julieta: I SWEAR IF I SEE ALL OF THE MUGS OUTSIDE THE CASITA I'M NOT MAKING YOU AREPAS.
Bruno:
Bruno: *sips water from a bowl*
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Isabela: *in her room, playing an Ouija board* Tell me, if there are any spirits tonight... please tell me...
Isabela: ...does this sound like Shakira? LA LEI LA LEI-
•••
Camilo: Just tell me when you're done with it, okay?
Mirabel: Potassium.
Camilo: Oka- what Potassium??
Mirabel: On the periodic table, the symbol for Potassium is K.
Camilo:
Camilo: ..fricking nerd.
Mirabel: HEY!
•••
Abuela: Are my ideas terrible?
Pepa: They're actually great, they just... have bad results.
•••end
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FanfikceNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
