Camilo: Did you know that if you close both eyes, all you see is black. But if you close one eye, you can't see anything on that eye.
Mirabel: *tries that*
Camilo:
Camilo: OH MY GOHD DID U JUST WINK AT ME!??
Mirabel: *smacks Camilo*
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Pepa: *filming Julieta eating* How's the food?
Julieta: Pretty good-
Bruno: *enters kitchen wearing a camouflage suit*
Pepa: Bro what are you wearing?
Bruno: YOU CAN SEE ME!??
Julieta: *wheezes*
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Isabela: *singing* Don't tell your mother.
Luisa: Kiss one another.
Isabela: DIE FOR EACH OTHER!
Luisa: *falls off chair*
•••
Antonio: I want chocolate.
Dolores: Okay, but do you remember the rule?
Antonio: *sighing* No chocolate before dinner.
Dolores: That's Mami's rule. My rule is that if you got chocolate, you have to bring me one too.
Antonio: Oh, NICE!
Narrator: And they were the best siblings ever.
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Bruno: I bought you the jeans you wanted.
Julieta: I- this is from (insert expensive jeans brand name), where did you get the money?
Bruno: My allowance.
Julieta: It's not even enough.
Bruno: I also sold Pepa's book collection too.
Julieta: Wait, did she even wILLINGLY AGREE?
Bruno: Uh, she WILL AGREE.
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Abuela: What should I get for him?*for the villager who gave mirabel the no gift thingy thingy*.
Agustin: A choke on the neck?
Isabela: Coal.
Luisa: An attitude adjustment.
Abuela: Great suggestions.
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Mirabel: So you ever look at the mirror and ask yourself why your single?
Camilo: Yes.
Mirabel: And what's the reason?
Camilo: *flips hair* THAT PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE MY PERFECTION.
Mirabel: YASS BITCH SLAYYY!
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Antonio: It's impossible to say "bubbles" in a threateming way.
Bruno:
*15 minutes later*
Dolores: *sees Bruno shouting "bubbles at the top of the roof* Okay, who just ruined his man's career-
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Host: Please make yourselves comfortable.
Pepa: *sits on Felix's lap even thought she has her own chair* I will and thank you.
Felix: I- this is why I love you-
•••
Agustin: The letter A is just a sharpened pencil.
Julieta: Well my sharpened knife will cause you serious pain if you don't shut up.
Agustin:
Julieta: I'm just joking, please stop crying-
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A/N: No I wont stop crying Julieta bc this book got like 3k views ARE YALLZ SERIOUS I SWEAR-
Also ITS ON 20 NOW WOOHOO!!
Have a great day once again and stay safe, girliess!!
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MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES
FanficNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
