Abuela: *cooking with Julieta* Okay, so you-
Julieta: Uhm, excuse me Mama. I'm not finished.
*few moments later*
Both: Okay, so-
Julieta: OH MY GOHD CAN YOU LET ME DO WHAT I NEED TO DO-
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Pepa: What's 9 + 10?
Agustin: 21?
Pepa: S T U P I D
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Camilo: Can I get an arepa?
Luisa: *trying to stop Isabela and Mirabel from fighting*
Camilo: Can I PLEASE get an arepa-
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Isabela: You need a hobby, Dolores.
Dolores: But I do have a hobby.
Isabela: How many times have I told you that stalking Mariano isn't a hobby-
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Camilo: Hey, Tonio! Wanna know where babies come from?
Antonio: Ye-
Pepa: *holding a belt* CAMILO-
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Felix: So you know what happens when a 40kg kid is jogging with a speed of 5km an hour and a 5000kg truck hits him at the back at a speed of 30km per hour?
Bruno: Not really good at physics, but he dies right?
Felix: Yeah.
Bruno: Oh, I see...
Felix:
Bruno:
Bruno: Wait, why-
Felix: So Agustin lost his driver's license today-
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Abuela: This trip is 100% successful.
Mirabel: You guys almost left me.
Abuela: Like I said, 100% successful.
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Dolores: *texting* So... cna we talk?
Mariano: Talk about what?
Dolores: Us.
Mariano: Why would you want to talk about th eUnited States?
Dolores: *throws phone out of the Casita*
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Mirabel: Being 5'2 is so hard.
Luisa: Yeah, I remember in third grade, I couldn't reach anything.
Mirabel: *in disbelief* Wow...
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The Madrigal kids: *in the living telling scary stories at night*
Abuela: *enters room* Ki-
The Madrigal kids: *screams because of how creepy her face looks like in the daek*
Abuela: IT'S ME, IT'S JUST ME!
Camilo: OH MY GOHD, I AM SORRY YOU'RE JUST SO OLD-
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