Pepa: *floods the Casita*
Camilo: *filming* WANNA SEE OUR NEW INDOOR POOL??
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Mirabel: *if she was farsighted, has a bottle of shampoo in front of her face*
Isabela: Hey, Mira. Can you pass me that bottle of shampoo?
Mirabel: What shampoo?
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Bruno: *somewhat vlogging* So I got my vaccine today, guys, and they're literally free, I don't get why everybody doesn't get them. There's Pfizer, there's Moderna, and there's even the one I got from a homeless man called methamphetamine or something, but I'll get you guys updated soon!
Abuela: ...you what-
•••
Felix: So I went outside the Casita right now, and Tonio's jaguar... is just staring me down like 'who the hell are you?"
Felix: *zooms in to Tonio's jaguar, looking out from the window, judging him* Yeah, like exCUSE ME I LIVE THERE TOO???-
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Dolores: So I was given a new mirror, and it has plastic on so I'm gonna peel this off.
Dolores: *peels the plastic off satisfyingly* Wow... it's so nice...
Dolores: *proceeds to shove the plastic in her mouth-*
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Agustin: *after watching "The Greatest Showman", riding on Isabela's vines* why don't we REWRITE THE STARSSSSS-
Julieta: ...this is the man I fell for I guess-
•••
Bruno: If both of you jump on the water-
Mirabel & Camilo: yeets themselves on the river, gets up looking fine
Bruno: ....I'm not even f-
Mirabel & Camilo: *yeets themselves again*
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Pepa: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Felix: You know that's called a coma, right?
Pepa:
Pepa: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Felix: ..no-
•••
Isabela: *falls on the ground*
Luisa: Oh no, did you fall, Isa?
Isabela: I was testing if gravity stilled worked-
•••
Pepa: Never gonna make you cry!
Bruno: Never gonna say goodbye!
Pepa: Never gonna tell a lie—
Julieta: I will hurt you.
•••end
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