Julieta: Who wants to go with me to the grocery store today?
Camilo & Mirabel: ME ME ME!
Pepa: No.
Camilo: Awhh...
Mirabel: Why not?
Pepa: That's because last week, your Tia Julieta told you to get new utensils and you two bought cookie cutters. So nOw everything we eat is shaped like shapes and animals.
Luisa: *shares her donkey-shaped arepa with Tonio* Is there a problem?
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Agustin: *drunk and dances around*
Felix: Agustin! Agustin, stop! You're gonna get in trouble dude, stop!
Felix: *also a few minutes later, films Agustin being surrounded by the police*
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Bruno: HURRICANE KATRINA?? MORE LIKE HURRICANE PEPA-
Luisa: TIO, NO- IS THAT TIA PEPA RUNNING TO YOU-
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Mariano: *runs hurriedly for some reason and forgets his wrapping paper*
Dolores: Wait, you forgot your wrapping paper!
Mariano: I'LL PROBABLY USE GROCERY BAGS. Y'KNOW, REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE!-
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Isabela: When I die, donate my body to the scientists and watch them struggle to find out why I am so perfect.
Mirabel: *ahem ahem* it's just Abuela pushing you too hard *AHEM AHEM*
Isabela: *annoyed* and please, cut off my middle finger and stick it on Mira's face.
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Julieta: *leaving the Madrigal kids* Alright, we're leaving right now and we'll come back at 7:00.
*at 7:01*
Luisa: That's it. We're orphans now. We will live on the streets and beg for food-
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Antonio: *remembering a line he learned from school* "Remember, that kindess is given not earned."
Pepa:
Antonio:
Pepa:
Pepa: I don't think so-
Pepa: Also, good job my Tonito! <333
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Agustin: *sneezes*
Felix: Oh MY GOHD HE'S DABBING!
Agustin: *trying to hold a other sneeze* No I'm not! I have allergies and Julieta isn't her-
Felix: OH HE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN. C'mon, hIt IT BOSS!
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Bruno: *directing another new rat elenova*
Rat 1: "Don't fall in love with me."
Rat 2: "How do I do that?"
Bruno: *notices the lack of energy* I-
Rat 1: *shouting* "DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!!"
Rat 2: *shouts louder* "HOW COULD U DO THAT!!???"
Bruno:
Bruno: Perfect.
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Mariano: *as a CEO boss* WHERE THE HELL IS MY COFFEE!?
Dolores: COFFEE-
Camilo: *singing, in between if Dolores and Mariano staring at each other* I~ never believed~ in love~~~
Mariano: Who are you?
Camilo: Ooh~
Dolores: I'm Dolores Madrigal, applying for.. editorial assitant...
Camilo: OOOooHhh~
Mariano: You're hired.
Dolores: *blushing* Oh...
Camilo: IN LOoooOvE~
Dolores: SHUT UP CAMILO-
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A/N: IDK ABOUT THE LAST ONE IF YALL WOULD GET IT SJSKAKJFS- if you're a filipino like me and you understood it, i love you-
ANNOUNCEMENTSS!!
First, CONGRATULATIONS to the ENCANTO CASTS FOR WINNING THE OSCARS!! Well deserved for you guys! <333
NEXT, I might take a break after reaching 50 chapters then come back again because this month has been a lil bit exhausting for me bc of school (probably would still continue actually, depends on the situation after my graduation : > )
And lastly, I havent checked how many are reading this but no matter how much the views are, I am still grateful for you guys reading mWAH!
Thank you and stay safe girliess!!!
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