Mirabel: Why are you standing on a table?
Isabela: I have my own rights and ability to do what ever I want in this Casita-
Mirabel: Where's the spider?
Isabela: Over there, please kill it.
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Luisa: *having a tea party with Antonio, then hears someone talking bad about their family* WHAT DID YOU OUR FAMILY!
Luisa: *takes off flower crown Tonio made for her and hands it to him* Hold this for me, primo.
Antonio: KICK THEIR BUTTS, LUISA!!
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Young Camilo: *to his babysitter* Please, you're not even old enough to go to the bathroom without asking permission from the teacher. Don't tell me what to do.
*few hours later*
Abuela: *sees Camilo stuck on a tree* you did WHAT!?
Babysitter: I TRIED!!-
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Pepa: *pulls our a knife*
Julieta: Pepa, no-
Pepa: *uses it to open a package*
Julieta: Oh..
Pepa: *brings out a crossbow from the package*
Julieta: NO-
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Dolores: *watching Bruno's telenovelas*
Rat 1: So you go hangin'out with Kathlyn yesterday!?
Rat 2: Rebecca, it's not what you think it is-
Rat 1: I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH! *shoots Rat 2*
Dolores: OH MY GOHS-
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Luisa: I need help with this crossword. It needs a seven letter word for disappointment.
Isabela: Mirabel.
Mirabel: EXCUSE ME!?
Luisa: It fits!
Mirabel: I would like to talk to the person who mad that crossword.
Isabela: *walks away*
•••
Camilo: *secretly shapeshifts into Pepa, grabs her crossbow, turns back into himself and aims it a Bruno*
Bruno:
Bruno: S h o o t m e
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Mariano: *picks a up a small potato*
Dolores: *grabs it and stands on the table* THIS IS OUR SON!
Abuela: *disappointed faces*
•••
Felix: I think I forgetting something..
Agustin: If you forget something, it means that it's not important.
Juieta: *bursts in the room* Okay but wHO JUST LEFT CAMILO ON BRUNO'S ROOM AND GAVE HIM THE CROSSBOW!?
Pepa: *barges in the room* DID ONE OF YOU GIVE HIM THE FRICKING CROSSBOW-
•••
Mirabel: I already hate this. This is not how I wanted my day to be started.
Camilo: I think you day started great, Mira!
Mirabel: I think you should shut up!
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A/N: First off, I would like to thank SomeoneDead2 again for more incorrect quotes (the first two ones) i was running out of more bc some arent even accurate > <
Also if yall have quotes in your mind, please dont be shy to share some! I'll make sure to give you guys recognition for it : ))
As always, stay safe girliess!!!
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
