Mirabel: Can I slap you?
Isabela: ...no?
Mirabel:
Mirabel: *walks away* One day that will work-
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Antonio: *to his friends at school* My brother, Camilo, is so scary. Not like he scolds me or anything, but it's just that you'll never know what he's thinking.
Camilo: *staring intensely at his lunch plate, thinking* HECK yes it's arepa day.
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Abuela: I don't have a favorite family member. It's just happens that most of you suck compared to Luisa and Isabela-
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Luisa: I want to sleep. Forever.
Dolores: That doesn't sound very healthy.
Luisa: And so is handling all the pressure Abuela has given me but here we are.
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Pepa: *when they were kids* Get out of my room.
Bruno: *standing one inch away from her doorway* I'm not even in your room..
Pepa: I don't care, get out of my room.
Bruno: But I'm not IN your room.
Pepa: Well you're bOTHERING ME SO GET THE FRICK OUT!
Bruno: I'M LITERALLY JUST MINDING MY ONE BUSINESS HERE!-
Pepa: YEAH, IN MY ROOM. JULIETAAAAA, BRUNO IS IN MY ROOM!!
Julieta: Bruno, get out of Pepa's room
Bruno: I'M BARELY EVEN TOUCHING THE DOOR, YOU GUYS I SWEAR-
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Luisa: Who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Dolores: It's Isabela's turn.
Isabela: Fuck shit up there, but don't die.
Dolores:
Luisa:
Isabela:
Dolores: Oh my gohd..
Luisa: Thats was so inspiring-
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Camilo: *starts break-dancing in "we don't talk about Bruno" non-stop *
Mirabel: *just chilling*
Camilo: *accidentally hits her chest-*
Mirabel: * d e d *
Camilo: *stuck between saying "are you okay" or "I am sorry" * ARE YOU SORRY!??
Mirabel: ..w h y
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Felix: *flirting* Oh, I fell a sleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!
Pepa: GO BACK TO SLEEP, AND STARVE.
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Bruno: *dramatically singing, watching Julieta and Agustin on a date outside a restaurant window* I wish that I could be like the cool kids~
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Abuela: Back in the day, I was very good at escape rooms.
Abuela: All I had to so was to have a mental breakdown in the corner and they'll let you out.
Antonio: ...I am very concerned-
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A/N: According to Google (I found this our a few days ago-), March 6 is Mirabel's birthdate so hAPPY BIRTHDAY MIRABEL!!!
Although you are not real, I love you very VERY much <333
To those who has the saym brithday as her, you guys are lucky girlies! And happy birthday to you guys too!
Hope you all enjoy your day, and stay sAAFEEEEE GIRLIEESSSESESESESE-
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FanficNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
