Abuela: Why is there a bruise on Camilo's head?
Mirabel: Well, he was running around and there was a metal bar on his way. I told him to duck and he somehow started quacking... and he bumped on the metal bar-
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Agustin: This is my ex-girlfriend, Julieta.
Julieta: *sighs* I'm his wife. Nice to meet you-
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Anotnio: *walks peacefully in the casita*
Anotnio: *stubs his toe* O-
Everyone: *BUSTS OUT OF THEIR ROOMS WITH BANDAIDS, CANDIES, FIRST AID KIT-*
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Isabela: *on a lake, watching the fishes* This pond is so nice.
Dolores: Yeah..
Dolores: *sees a fish* Oh look at that one!
Isabela: Ooh! That looks like the one we had for dinner yesterday.
Dolores: LMAO
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Luisa: *on the same lake with them, sees a cute fish* Hey, little guy!
Luisa: *tries to call the fish, but it goes to the wrong direction* That fish is like me.... no sense of direction- wait where did Dolores and Isa go?
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Pepa: Making my way downtown, walking fast-
Pepa: Walking slower to match my steps with Felix because I love him.
Felix: Are you calling me short-
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Young Bruno: I have an assignment due tomorrow.
Abuela: Okay.
Young Bruno: And I have only written two words in it.
Abuela: Mhmm.
Young Bruno: Which is my name. Bruno Madrigal.
Abuela: Actually, your name isn't part of the assignment. So, technically you have written nothing.
Young Bruno: You are a terrible motivator.
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Antonio: Uhm, Cami... it's 3 am and why are you in my room? Don't you like need to get your beauty sleep?
Camilo: Oh, Tonio you are so funny. I don't sleep to be beautiful-
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Dolores: *wears an all pink clothes with Isabela* We look good in these! We look like Barbies!
Isabela: Yeah! We're as pretty as her.
Mirabel: But you guys aren't Barbies...
Isabela:
Dolores:
Isabela: Excuse me-
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Felix: Camilo asked me if 4 is a big money, and what do I tell him?
Felix: Like 4 dollars isn't many dollars, but 4 body's a lot.
Agustin: Tell him that context is important.
Felix: This is why we're besties oml-
Pepa: *thundering noises* WHAT DID YOU TWO JUST SAY TO MY BOY-
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MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES
FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
