Agustin: *scares Felix* RAHHH!
Felix: *holding a plate with an empanada* AHH! STOPP I COULD HAVE DROPPED MY EMPANADA!
Agustin: WAHAHA-
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Camilo: Hey, Mira. Wanna hear a joke?
Mirabel: Uhmm.. sure?
Camilo: A gift.
Mirabel: I don't get it.
Camilo: Exactly.
Mirabel: CAMILO YOU BICH-
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Isabela: Are you seeing someone?
Luisa: No?
Isabela: Holy sh- I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU MUST BE BLIND-
Luisa: I DIDN'T THINK YOU MEANT THAT-
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Pepa: FOUR MONTHS!
Bruno: What's happening?
Julieta: It's really not much of a big deal.
Pepa: FOUR MONTHS AND YOU ALL WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
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Antonio: Can I say a swear word?
Abuela: Well I'd like to see you try.
Some Villager: No no now, no one swears in this house.
Antonio: Well this isn't your house, bitch-
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Mariano: *after getting bullied by Dolores* You made me cry!
Dolores: Baby..
Mariano: Now's not the time for pet names.
Dolores: No, I'm calling you a baby.
Dolores: I'm insulting you.
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Mirabel: I'm sick.
Abuela: Oh gosh, are you oka-
Mirabel: SICK OF YOUR BULLCRAP, OHHH-
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Bruno: You may be asking "Bruno, how did you get stuck on a chair?"
Bruno: Well lads, Bruno doesn't fuking know either.
•••
Luisa: Whenever I'm feeling stressed, I drink milk out of the container-
Antonio: THE COW!?
Luisa:
Antonio:
Luisa: Wha-
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Julieta: If you give grapes to baby, make sure you cut them in half first.
Camilo: *in visible confusion*
Pepa: She meant the grapes, Camilo, not the baby.
Camilo: OHHH-
•••end
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
