Camilo: Bonehead.
Mirabel: Prick.
Camilo: Airhead.
Mirabel: Twat.
Camilo: Bich.
Mirabel: Asshole.
Camilo: I didn't wanna do this, Mira. But you left me no choice.
Camilo: Shortie.
Mirabel: *gasp* TIA PEPAA!!
Camilo: MIRA NO-
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Dolores: Pfft, did you fall.
Isabela: *when she let go one of her vines and fell* Uhm, no. I was just checking if gravity still works-
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Agustin: Hey, Let's split this five dollar into a half.
Felix: Sure! *rips the five dollar in half*
Agustin: Nice.
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Antonio: I was left unsupervised.
Abuela: But Luisa was with you?
Luisa: I was ALSO left unsupervised.
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Bruno: Remember that time we tell you something isn't a good idea?
Pepa: And I ignore you and make you suffer even more? Yeah.
Julieta: Pepa nO-
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Mirabel: What if someone had a gift where the more they eat, the more things they can create with their own body?
Camilo: Oh, just like how poop works!
Mirabel: ...motherfu-
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Mariano: *on a call with Isa because Dolores is having a sleepover at his house* Anyways, your cousin is sleeping on the floor right now.
Isabela: I- wow. Just wow. You didn't even give her like your bed, or the couch?
Mariano: I did! And she literally crawled out of my window. I tried to show her the bed but she just yeeted herself on the floor.
Isabela: ...Ghurl I think she's drunk, she's not the kind of person who does that-
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Pepa: I'm putting the Harm in Harmonica.
Bruno: Pepa, no-
Pepa: *harmonica noises intesifies*
Julieta: WHAT DID MAMA TELL YOU ABOUT THE HARMONICA-
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Antonio: Isa and Mira are fighting again!
Luisa: Camilo, I thought I told you to leave them alone. Stop making them fight each other.
Camilo:
Antonio: ...but I like drama-
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Mirabel: *sees Isabela sleeping, whispering* Awww, she's so cute when she's sleeping...
Mirabel:
Mirabel: *pulls out airhorn*
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A/N: Mirabel, why don't we make some noise bc we're alrEADY NEARING 5K READS LETS GOO-
First I would like to thank SomeoneDead2 for the first incorrect quote above! I was running out if some ideas here HAJDJAJ-
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FanficNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
