Agustin: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
Julieta: Ay, Agustin. For the MILLIONTH TIME-
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Isabela: What's Mariano's type?
Dolores: *using her powers* Dark brown curly hair, quiet, oblivious, good sense of humor, and a really good singer. That's what I can hear from him.
Isabela: That's sounds a lot like you.
Dolores: Well, too bad we're just acquaintances.
Isabela:
Isabela: Oh, you mentioned oblivious, right?
Dolores: Yes, why?
Isabela: Nothing, just making sure.
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Abuela: Mirabel, can you pass me the salt?
Mirabel: Sure, Abuela.
Mirabel: *throws Isabela to Abuela-*
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Bruno: *after scolding Cmsilo for his diss track* YOU SUCK!
Camilo: I'D RATHER HAVE A POSITIVE FEEDBACK!-
Bruno: OH, I'M SO SORRY! You are very good at sUCKING!
Camilo:
Bruno:
Camilo:
Bruno:
Bruno and Camilo: *looks to the camera* Stop shipping us.
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Felix: Sometimes, you don't need a plan. All you have to do is breathe, let go, and see what happens.
Pepa: Yeah, a disaster that's what-
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Antonio: Luisa, do you see this paper?
Luisa: Yes, why do ask?
Antonio: *tears up paper* What is it now?
Luisa: All thorn up.
Antonio: That's my life without all of you!
Luisa: Awww!
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Abuela: *if she was the VILLAIN of the movie, pins that villager who keeps on telling luisa to carry their donkeys on the throat with a knife* It seems that the tables have turned.
Agustin: Not really, Abuela. Kill that bastart and see if I care-
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Mariano: *after years of manifesting their marriage* Marry me, Dolores!
Dolores: *from afar* Okayyy~
Mariano: Well that was easy-
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Isabela: *babysitting someones child* Let's try feeding him fruits. Everyone likes fruits.
Mirabel: Yeah but he can't eat solid foods.
Luisa: Well then let's try to put it in a blender.
Camilo: *pucks up child and walk over to the blender* If you say so.
All three: CAMILO NO-
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Bruno: *being kidnapped* will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: SHUT UP
Bruno: So I'm gonna assume that you're going to provide me one. That's fine... it's not like I havent done anything hygienic over the past 15 years-
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A/N: NO SERIOUSLY BRUNO SHUSH. BC THIS JUST REACHED 10K READS AND 350+ VOTES!! LETSS GAURR-
THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE SUPPORT YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME- let me tell you, these numbers are already a lot for someone who started a few weeks ago-
Anywayss, enjoy your life and stay safe girliess mwAH!
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FanficNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
