Isabela: *drunk* I'M COURTNEY AND YOU WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL. *draws disney channel logo on air*
Dolores: *also drunk* SHE SAID SHE'S HORNEE??
Dolores: WAIT! Me too, though~
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Luisa: So I saw someone saying "I hope the babies in the hospitals are okay".
Luisa: ...man I miss them-
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Bruno: A little grammar tip! "Farther" means physical distance, "further" means metaphorical distance, and "father" is emotional distance.
Antonio: Uhm, Tio.... you can have my arepas if you want.
Bruno: Yes, please.
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Mirabel: *holding a box of Cheerios* I'm eating Cheerios because it's heart-healthy and mine is completely damaged..
Mirabel: So Abuela if you're keeping on treqting me like shit-
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Agustin: Awh, My caterpillar didn't turn into a butterfly.
Felix: Uhm, that's a cheeto?
Agustin:
Agustin: O H
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Instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to dance?
Camilo: *holding four bags of chips* UHM, I THINK I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD-
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Pepa: Hey, can you pass me the salt?
Julieta: What's the magic word???
Pepa:
Pepa: *starts a rampage and it starts raining on the dining table*
Julieta: OH MY GOHD, HERE! *shoves a conatainer of salt to Pepa* JUST TAKE IT-
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Camilo: You know what's weird? Naming your cat "whiskers" like heck, that's a body part. It's not like one day I'll name my son "leg"-
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Isabela: I'm not doing too well. I just have this headache that come and goes..
Mirabel: *enters room*
Isabela: Oh, tHERE IT IS!
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Luisa: Antonio, please learn how to be nice to other people and don't be like your brother, okay?-
Some villager: Hey, Luisa!-
Luisa: FUCK OFF, BITCH, I'M NOT GOING TO CARRY YOUR FUCKING DONKEYS-
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A/N: shitting tears rn- ITS ALR IN 2K READS THANK YOU ALL OF YOUUUUUU OMGG!!!
Also 6th IN QUOTES AND THE OTHERS TOO THIS IS INSANE BRUHHH!
Honestly I didnt think that this would blow up like I SWEAR-
I promise to update more and make your days happy as you read these hehe ^^
Have a wonderful day/night and stay safe girliesss!!
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FanficNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
