Camilo: If I drown in a pool of sharks, will you save me?
Mirabel:
Camilo:
Antonio: *drumrolls from the back*
Mirabel: I can't swim-
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Kidnapper: HEY, I just kidnapped your wife!
Felix: My wif- *gasps* Pepa! Don't kill-
Kidnapper: I won't as long as you do whatever I say-
Felix: I wasn't talking to you. Pepa, DON'T KILL HIM!
Kidnapper: Wait, what-
•••
Abuela: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!?
Bruno: What does that even mEAN-
•••
Isabela: You got really drunk last night.
Dolores: What do you mean?
Luisa: You were hitting on your boyfriend Mariano, asking if he was single. And you started crying when he said he wasn't.
•••
Agustin: Hey, think I can fit these 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Julieta: NO! You are a hazard to you and yourself-
Pepa: AND A COWARD! Do 20.
Julieta: PEPA-
•••
Isabela: Mirabel pushed me down the stairs so I'm starting a kickstarter to put her down.
Isabela: *grabs chart* The benefits of killing her would be that i would get pushed away less-
•••
Luisa: Mirabel's smiling, did something happened?
Mirabel: Can't I just smile when I feel like it-
Dolores: Isabela fell down the stairs-
•••
Dog: *somewhat communicating to Antonio*
Antonio: ...so you ate some junk from the trash can, and then you kissed your owner-
•••
Bruno: *sleeps on the table*
Camilo: *pours water on his face*
Bruno: h e l l o ?
•••
Abuela: Mirabel, no!
Mirabel: Wait- why?
Abuela: Oh sorry, force habit.
Abuela: Camilo, no!
•••end
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MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES
FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
